Tandino

Short ass kid who is funny at times and annoying at others, can lighten up a class and make school not hell for a fat minute. The world needs more Tandinos. Period. The End.

"Dude be more like Tandino for once"

by greyhircshey October 23, 2018

tandem handy

When you jerk off two dudes at the same time

Kc gave a tandem handy last night

by Mountjew September 20, 2019

Tandem nutting

When you and the person you are fucking, bust a nut at the same time.

Tandem nutting is the best possible outcome when fucking.

by ILYSBNY May 11, 2020

Tandy Shandy

A mixed drink consisting of a beer (typically a lager) and a cola.

I call it the “Tandy Shandy”. One keeps you sharp, and the other’s… Well, the other’s a beer.

by Brahkolee March 23, 2023

Gore Tandem

a group of overweight people (gores) walking side by side or in a straight line fashion, often taking up a large majority of the provided walking way

Professor: Jim Boy, why are you late to class?

Jim Boy: Sorry professor, I got stuck behind a gore tandem.

Professor: Oh don't worry, that's perfectly understandable.

by Nhoj Nosnikta December 2, 2011

tandom rollers

When two inconsiderate drivers drive side by side not allowing others to pass.

I wish those damn tandom rollers would get the hell out of the way!

by Scott Smith January 26, 2004

tandoori oven

When an East Indian guy farts in bed, under the covers.

Apu! It stinks in here, did you make a tandoori oven?

by BCRafe October 23, 2007