When something’s pretty suspicious you can call it Aki Taki. It comes from the word odd and Taki mixed together.
Guy: Didn’t you date that girl over there?
Friend: ummmm mayb-no definitely not umm yeah
Guy: That’s pretty aki Taki
Friend: ummmm mayb-no definitely not umm yeah
Guy: That’s pretty aki Taki
by Nfjdjkeojsbs September 11, 2019
A Blue Takis Experience is the phenomenon that occurs when you have too many blue Takis and your shit turns greenish-blue. Normally, this phenomenon will occur when one has consumed at least one serving per day on multiple consecutive days, depending on how one's digestive system tends to process. This phenomenon is sometimes accompanied by Burning Butthole Syndrome (BBS).
Person A: Bro, I had a Blue Takis Experience last night. It was so wild. My asshole felt like it caught on fire.
Person B: Dude, how blue was your shit after?
Person A: Looked like it came out of an alien's asshole, I swear.
Person B: Well, that's how you know they were legitimate Blue Heat Takis!
Person B: Dude, how blue was your shit after?
Person A: Looked like it came out of an alien's asshole, I swear.
Person B: Well, that's how you know they were legitimate Blue Heat Takis!
by dreamlandddd May 10, 2025
Takable; capable of taking; captivating; or charming; designed to attract notice and please; taking; attractive.
by MuuW March 17, 2017
takable; capable of taking; captivating; or charming; designed to attract notice and pleas; taking; attractive.
He is totally taky
by MuuW March 26, 2017
When your significant other eats an entire bag of Takis, then proceeds to give you a handjob and a blowjob. The sensation of the Taki powder burns your genitalia with pleasure and gives the receiver a euphoric sensation.
Guy #1: Hey, how'd it go with Jennifer last night?
Guy #2: Dude, it was incredible. She gave me a Wet Taki
Guy #1: No way! That's insane!
Guy #2: Dude, it was incredible. She gave me a Wet Taki
Guy #1: No way! That's insane!
by Jordan Daniels May 07, 2022
"My friend can't come to Target anymore, they're too many Taki Jockey's."
"I was gonna invite my friend Jeffry to the DR, but I can't now because I figured out he's a Taki Jockey."
"I was gonna invite my friend Jeffry to the DR, but I can't now because I figured out he's a Taki Jockey."
by Hoobadobious Maximus June 24, 2022