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Blue Takis Experience

A Blue Takis Experience is the phenomenon that occurs when you have too many blue Takis and your shit turns greenish-blue. Normally, this phenomenon will occur when one has consumed at least one serving per day on multiple consecutive days, depending on how one's digestive system tends to process. This phenomenon is sometimes accompanied by Burning Butthole Syndrome (BBS).
Person A: Bro, I had a Blue Takis Experience last night. It was so wild. My asshole felt like it caught on fire.
Person B: Dude, how blue was your shit after?
Person A: Looked like it came out of an alien's asshole, I swear.

Person B: Well, that's how you know they were legitimate Blue Heat Takis!
by dreamlandddd May 9, 2025
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Takis

Takis are spicy Mexican corn chips flavored with chili pepper and lime. Extremely overrated and all it would do is fuck up your liver and the porcelain throne if you continue to eat them up like you haven't eaten in days! Some say it's the best snack but truthfully, it's not health wise.
The dude with the Takis: "Hey man you want some Takis?! They're so fucking bomb! You gotta have some!

"Sorry bro! I rather eat Taco Hell than that dumb "snack"!"
by Shb99 September 10, 2022
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Taki

Taki’s mix of talent and kindness make him one of the best people you can associate with. Despite being a superhuman athlete, he’ll somehow still be humble. You’ll never laugh harder than when goofing around with him, and you’ll never have more fun than when gaming with him.
For the first time in history, a single player has been offered a position on every soccer team in the world! That player? Taki!
by RCG_Hater December 25, 2023
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takis

A rolled up fried tortilla chip that has spicy powder on it. Theres different flavors such as blue heat, red takis, zombie takis, ect. There are a really addictive snack that people eat.
I went to the store today and i saw some takis and i shat myself out of happiness because I just LOVE takis!!!!!!!!
by Skzoutdidyourfavs October 7, 2023
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Taki fart

When a torta rips a flaming hot fart on your dick
by Kosher blunts September 2, 2025
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Taki

The most handsome ,attractive, smartest guy out there. Takis are very hard working people who always have a plan in mind , although might seem cold but has a heart of gold , takis care so much for their families , they also make great boyfriends if you know how to deal with one , being their friend you’ll always be picked on and bullied because that’s how they show their love to you . Most takis enjoy watching anime and are very fun to be around , they are also very adventurous and outdoor people who are always up to learn something new , alas they are a rare breed that only few specific people know how to handle . But if you have one you’re very lucky!
Jojo:” he’s smart, successful and has a great girlfriend !”
Hiba:” yea, i know right! He’s such a taki!”
by Prettiestmoon November 23, 2021
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Taki

The most awesome individual who can be located on the planet Earth.
Wow, look that's Taki!
by clifford_362 August 29, 2023
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