swonse/swanse

big fat schlong,tally wacker,private part

damm that guy got a giant swonse!

by jack September 23, 2004

spoons in the hood

When your driving in a car and throw a spoon at a African American in the "hood" and call them a nigger. If you miss you have to pick up the spokn

Hey wana play spoons in the hood

by Mr.McBlackman August 18, 2016

interlocking bum spoons

a form of spooning where the couple lay top to tail, each on their side facing opposite ways, whilst interlocking bums in the middle of the bed.

Jess Riley decided to relax by engaging in interlocking bum spoons with her partner.

by sweetbabe2k9 January 21, 2009

swoosh

Pure net; the sound produced by a basketball, as it hits just the net.

Ten seconds to finnish, at the three pointer, it's off and swoosh San Antonio Spurs, win!

by arc_huprnikao June 18, 2014

spoonsy

A person who used to laugh at a joke about spoons and wendys so much that his/her acquaintances decided to call him/her spoonsy for probably the rest of his/her life. These people are also known as spoons, spooners, spounsy, or the occasional ralphie. This person may also enjoy computers and have an addiction to WoW Not to be confused with someone who is good in bed. (Although they may be)

Kid 1: hey spoonsy, how did you get your nickname
spoonsy: dude it's a long story that isn't even funny anymore
Kid 2: no really how did you get your nickname
spoonsy: well this one guy told me a joke on a 6th grade retreat about spoons and wendys and i thought it was SOOO funny that i laughed... nickname.. yeah.
Kid 1: thats not even funny
Kid 2: yeah fat ass
spoonsy: ????? 0.o
kid 1: im hungry
spoonsy: I am hunger

by Adam Swan February 11, 2008

SpoonSpoon

To act in accordance with SpoonSpoon Law stating that as a girl, you must lie to the men that you sleep with to get what you want, use them for whatever they got, then endlessly talk smack about them to all your friends as if you aren't the lying cheating whore you really are.

Guy#1: "She told me she loved me, made me feel bad for her, let her use my car, then she ditched me as soon as she got her car back and told everyone I was an asshole. To top it all off, she's engaged to a man overseas in Iraq"!
Guy#2: "wow, yup, she's a spoonspoon alright"!

by Abused September 19, 2007

Forks and Spoons

An alternative for "Fucking Hell". Used when when children may just be within ear-shot.

That bracket you just put up has fallen down....

Oh, Forks and Spoons !!!!!

by Biggy August 10, 2004