swoller derby

noun, (SWOHL-r DER-bee)
1. A grandiose affair at which feats of strength are performed, all with the obvious result of getting swole. A swollfest will only qualify as a swoller derby if it is done very publicly with the obvious goal of drawing attention.

2. A marathon gym session in which all imaginable lifts are performed with vigor.

3. The standard daily occurrences that take place almost at Muscle Beach in Venice, CA.

1.

"Bro, did you see all those dudes lifting outside?"
"Yeah, bro. I'm tryna get in on that swoller derby. Look at all of the attention they are getting!"

2. Tony was feeling incredibly swole, but exhausted after his six hour swoller derby in the gym.

by mikekais September 24, 2013

spollen tea

To gossip/talk shit behind people’s backs. Same as spilling tea but only used when there is a large amount of “tea” to spill.

Isabella has spollen tea about Chanelle to Rhea.

by Erasable pencil November 19, 2018

swolgen

When you tell a friend a racist joke and someone finds it funny and instead of laughing sneezes a huge chunk of snot

Mate that was one fat swolgen

by Thegamingpussyboi27 June 13, 2018

swolled

In describing a guy, the meaning would be to have muscles, or to have been lifting weights or working out.

When I got out, I was all swolled and my girl really liked it.

by sodelicious5 April 24, 2008

swoller bear

an overweight person

You: Yo, did you peep Kevin's new girl?

Me: Yeah man, hide your food - that chick is a swoller bear. What was he thinking?

by One Rho July 23, 2006

Swollenoscopy

Euphemism for anal sex - eg. performing a colonoscopy with a swollen penis

My girlfriend was really drunk the other night so I gave her a swollenoscopy

by gruntyphish July 5, 2010

swolden

a term used for being mad or very pissed off

Dude, why are you getting swolden at me?
I'm getting swolden!

by Jackson2323 December 15, 2009