Swedish Girls

Swedish girls are some of the hottest girls on the planet! They aren't slags, they are gorgeous and often have sizable breasts, a hot body AND a sexy face. Widely recognised as one of the hottest countries, and with good reason. The girls you pass everyday in the streets are seriously model material.

Tim: I'm totally thinking of going to Sweden for a week, not sure if it's worth the cost though..

John: Are you freaking joking? Swedish Girls are f*cking HOT!

by Al989 February 28, 2010

swedish

a really really atractive group of people. from the country of sweden, or of swedish heritage. really really good-looking, and very good friends. every boy wants a swedish girl, (but why cant you just leave her alone). they make good friends and look like models. every single one of them.

oh those swedes crack me up, i hope i can marry one some day

wow, she looks like a model, she must be swedish.

by hoobabooba May 3, 2005

Reverse Swedish Helicopter

A legendary and extremely difficult sexual act. It is when a female balances on her shoulder blades propped straight up with her genitals perpendicular with the floor, and she supports the male with her feet. He is parallel with the ground but suspended in air by the female. The female will then proceed to spin the male (while inserted inside her) with her feet, constituting a Reverse Swedish Helicopter.

This works best with a strong female and a weak male.

"What is a reverse swedish helicopter?"

"Dude, its like a swedish helicopter, but reverse."

"That's like impossible."

"Naw I've seen it once. It was pretty epic."

by R $money$ February 4, 2009

Swedish vacation

An unplanned, unexcused extended absence from school, work, or any other daily responsibilities.

Ever since Floyd won 50 bucks on that scratch ticket he's been taking a Swedish vacation.

by mainset August 3, 2008

Swedish steamroller

A perverse sexual act in which an extremely obese female defecates on the chest of her male partner and then proceeds to wallow in the aforementioned defecation.

Dude 1: How come that guy is in the corner shaking?

Dude 2: Last night, some fat bitch gave him the Swedish steamroller.

by JackassNSlacker April 6, 2009

Swedish cigar

When you fuck a girl in the ass without a condom, and right before you come you stick it in her mouth.

Damn, I gave Janine a Swedish cigar to smoke last night.

by ihavetocomeupwithastupidname? March 12, 2010

Swedish Flamethrower

When a male engages in anal intercourse with a partner which then farts profusely, filling up the males urethra with flatulence. The male then takes his penis out of the anus of his parner, clamping his urethra shut with his fingers, and proceedes to place his penis infront of an open flame. He then releases his fingers, resulting on a quick wisp of flame that escapes his penis.

John's girlfriend accidently farted while engaging in anal intercourse, so John decided to make the best of it, a swedish flamethrower to be more precise.

by r3c0n p07aTo March 20, 2010