Sweeling

That "sweaty" "feeling" you get, generally on your hands, ass crack, or under your tittie/man boobs.

Man this Florida heat has my ass sweeling!
Jessica's nasty vagina sure is sweeling in this summer heat.
I sure hope Bart washes his sweeling balls before Casey licks them tonight, or they might taste like Fritos.

by C. NY April 22, 2019

sweezing

when a 12th grader trys to date a 7th grader

why u sweezing

by leequebum September 18, 2019

Sweeping

When you stretch the skin of your sack with your thumb and proceed to scratch, in a sweeping motion across your sack.

"I just got done sweeping my nuts. Damn, those bad boys were extremely itchy."

by BiG Cheese Wagon November 2, 2021

sweeping

giving cover to/for someone who doesn't deserve defense for something they did, especially when that defense is a toothless criticism. sweeping, as in "cleaning up" after their misdeeds.

"bro why are you sweeping for bro, that's kinda fucked"

"what do want me to say? it was bad!"

by topdagent January 21, 2025

sweeping

The act of defending or excusing someone's actions by dismissing or minimizing serious accusations or evidence against them, typically in an effort to protect their reputation or justify their behavior, despite overwhelming proof of wrongdoing.

Person A: “I can’t believe that Twitch streamer Destiny got caught in a revenge porn leaking scandal. There’s so much evidence against him!”
Person B: “Come on, everyone makes mistakes. Besides, Destiny is such a good person deep down; it’s probably not as bad as people are making it out to be.”
Person A: “Nah, you're sweeping for him! He clearly did it!”

by elsaabka January 22, 2025

Sweeping Picking

The act of cherry-picking evidence from across a wide range of sources, but only selecting those singular examples that appear to support a broad, universal conclusion, thereby creating the illusion of comprehensive research. It’s a scatter-shot form of confirmation bias that uses geographic or categorical breadth to disguise its selective depth.

Example: "Her case for 'global cultural decline' was built on sweeping picking: one rude tourist in Paris, a viral video of a fight in Bangkok, and a canceled art show in New York. She'd swept the globe for anecdotes, carefully picking only the ones that fit her pre-written thesis of doom."

by AbzuInExile January 31, 2026

Sweeping Logic

Using a single logical principle or rule to explain or dismiss a vast array of complex, disparate phenomena. It’s the over-application of a neat logical model to a messy world, like trying to use only Newtonian physics to describe love, economics, and quantum mechanics.

Example: "She used sweeping logic to dismiss all activism: 'Every movement claims moral superiority. Claiming moral superiority is a psychological power play. Therefore, all activism is just about power.' She swept the unique histories, goals, and contexts of countless movements into one reductive, logical dustpan."

by AbzuInExile January 31, 2026