Swaying

When you use flirting to convince someone to join your side in an argument or to win an argument

Emmy is totally swaying Ricky into letting her win

by Jakk_ February 3, 2018

Swainurism

Swainurism refers to a condition of complete and total brain loss. Forgetting your own name where you live, even your spouse or place of work. Someone pitching a fit, speaking out of their mind. Some common indications that you are experiencing a Swainurism include drinking from toilets, chewing your own underwear or sitting in a bath tub, farting and attempting to bite the bubbles.

Tom Cruise had a "Swainurism" On Opra.

by AnonymousUno February 12, 2007

Swaying Titfuck

A variation of titfuck where a man lays down with his legs spread out, holding his cock up with his hand flat on his pelvis, letting the busty woman come on top of him on all fours with her knees between his legs, having her tits hang down with the length of his cock in between them, leaving about an inch of space between her nipples and his hand that is holding his cock up. As this happens, the women sways her tits from left to right, coincidently making his dick move left to right with them, rubbing the sides of it, without letting them hit it or slide off of it.

Man: "My girlfriend gave me a Swaying Titfuck last night! It was amazing!"

by ROFLcycle June 7, 2013

Jay Light Savings Time

Updating clocks 30 minutes to circumvent the whole DST farce.

Why dont we just change clocks 30 minutes right now, and get it over with. No more spring forward, fall back, spring back, fall forward, whatever. Just plain ole JST ... Jay Light Savings Time

by polarbigi March 14, 2007

spaving

Spending to Save. With many discount cards at supermarkets, credit card discounts, and bulk warehouse stores like Sams Club, you can only reap the benefits, namely saving, by spending.

I spaved all day at the mall and walked away with an entire fall waredrobe for 50% off retail

by Dan Faltyn (on behalf of my sister the original spaver) October 13, 2004

swaring

When ur friend can't spell for shit

I can't stop swaring ffs

by Lickdabooty July 26, 2017

Filipino Savings Time (FST)

(noun) refers to the adjustment made on the actual expected time to account for Filipino time.

Mark wants to start his show at exactly 8:00PM and expects everyone to be there already. Since his audience might consist of Filipinos, he announces his show to start at Filipino Savings Time (FST) 7:00PM instead, taking to consider the usual Filipino Time.

by Andrei "CodeCalibre" June 20, 2010