Well cut me down and call me Stumpy!

Australian expression of surprise and near-disbelief at some information. From the Lambing Flat district of New South Wales

Your eight-year-old ewes are giving birth to triplets? Well cut me down and call me Stumpy!

by Victoria Anderson January 3, 2007

Stump Baby

A child that is conceived without penetration; specifically the father's semen is placed in his hand and "patted" into the mother's vagina with an open-palmed slapping motion.

Did you hear about naladude? I hear he was a stump baby and that is why his parents exchange looks of knowing sadness and pity after everything he says.

by ponus January 20, 2009

stumpet

(v): Sticking a partially missing limb (a stump) into someone's mouth. This will cause the receiver to make a muttering, unpleasant sound, that of which an inexperienced trumpeter would make.

I was trying to be nice to this handicap amputee... But he tried to stumpet me.

by ncreel December 8, 2014

Stump training

Stump training is when a rancher stands on top of a stump, and get's the live stock to back up into him, so the live stocks vagina is at penis level.

Stop stump training the horses Billy!

by SyntaxLOL June 7, 2017

black stump

An undefined point between civilization and wilderness in Australia, as referred to by anybody who speaks or understands strine, who may or may not be an ocker.
Anybody or anything that is said to be out beyond the black stump is definitely in a place that is:
remote,
unserviced by places that deal with regular comestibles such as beer, burgers, or loose women of any description,
hot, dry and drily hot.

The Pom has got himself in a right pickle; he's way out past the black stump.

Only Crocodile Dundee and Abbos can find food out past the black stump.

by verbusaccidentibus August 8, 2010

Stumpf

A noun - Found in catholic boarding schools, Stumpfs tend to roam freely giving detentions for most often minor infractions. Distinct qualities of a Stumpf may include, but are not limited to: a large chest, overwhelming virginity, a snotty attitude, long pointless lectures, an obsession with the security of lockers, and an overall lack of humor.
A verb - (to stumpf)
Used to indicate when a person has seriously gotten their ass raped.

Noun-
"Oh shit! Tuck in your shirt quick, I see a Stumpf!"
Verb-
"I heard Billy got seven detentions for having his shirt untucked.Yeah man, he got stumpfed."

by r-e-d March 31, 2008

stamp stampa

alternative to saying "I'd hit it}" made popular on fark.com after a b00bies link from a forgien site where someone there made the comment "hu hu grr... *stampa stampa*"

Guy 1: "that girl is hot!"
Guy 2: "hu hu grr... Stampa stampa!"

by Farker Phear September 28, 2004