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Stumble Brag

A brag about how drunk you got.
Mario, “Tony loves to Stumble Brag, he’s always telling stories like how drunk he gets like once he drank a whole bottle of tequila and then four vodkas, and woke up in the garden with no idea how he got home”
Luigi, “he once told me the police knocked on his door and told him they had stopped him the night before and while they were checking him he jumped in a car and drove off. He insisted it wasn’t him, until they pointed out the dented police car parked in his garage.”
by ROxford March 15, 2021
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Shumbles

another way of saying youre in shambles, but its so much worse than that

often a captioned on a crying or fed up picture of sapnap or karl jacobs.
gp*gc was in shumbles last night
you mean shambles?

no. SHUMBLES.
by mamma12323 April 16, 2021
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stumbledancing

When you've been drinking while listening to great music while drunk, and think you're dancing fantastically but you're so drunk you're pretty much just stumbling around the room in somewhat approximation to the beat of the music.
"Look at that fool stumbledancing all around the discotech!"
by Dr. Bighead March 26, 2022
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Heated over Stumble guys

"I'm angry!". "Don't get heated over Stumble Guys
by Cvm Monster August 28, 2022
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Stumble aporn

"Ugh, my favourite porn site crashed...guess it's time to stumble aporn
by HellInAHandGrenade June 28, 2010
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Stumples

A rare and extreme case of "cankles" in which each leg of a "big-boned" lass in question takes on a tree-trunk likeness. The stumple begins (or ends) where the ankle bone SHOULD be seen and finishes (or starts) in areas that are too frightful to imagine. Moss and hair-stubble accentuates this unseemly occurrence.

In some cases, backgound radiation is emitted from said lumber logs. Largely very dangerous to get caught in between.
"Good Gawd, look at the uber-stumples on that Ent-wife!"
by DGFab January 11, 2009
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Stumblies

When you are so drunk you are unable to maintain balance, leading you to stumble around. However, you are completely consciously aware of you're lack of balance, but cannot control it.
James: "I don't think I can stand up straight. I do indeed believe I have the stumblies."
by Mack MC July 15, 2016
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