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student technology center 

The Student Technology Center is a place where printers come to die, and food must be eaten outside. Student Technology Centers are also known for their abundance of chairs.
The Student Technology Center killed 34 printers last year.

Student Athletic Trainer 

A student athletic trainer is like an athletic trainer, but with no pay and less medical training. In a high school setting, they basically get water, pass out band-aids, help with treatment, and hang out with athletes. They generally spend the most time on football and other male sports, because most student trainers are females and most female athletes are bitches.
See that smokin' chick over there? She's a student athletic trainer. I'm going to get hurt so I can talk to her" " Do it man!"

Student's Block 

A serious condition when a person finds themselves unable to revise, study or concentrate on school work. Generally involves procrastination, spending time uselessly and using every excuse to avoid doing any work.
Person 1: Hey! We've got an exam in January, have you revised?
Person 2: Lol no, I've had student's block all Christmas
Student's Block by converts December 27, 2011

student-to-parent 

those retarded elementary school messages that students were supposed to have passed onto their parents.
a student-to-parent is so lool, i.e. long out of line, they almost seem archaic
student-to-parent by Uncle Dimma January 16, 2017

Student Pilot 

Someone who proclames there a pilot but have absolutely no Idea WHAT they are talking about and tend to get their aeronautical knowledge off of Instagram.
Student Pilot “Am I ready to be a pilot”
Cfi “Bruh you legit jus got us into a spin and used aileron stfu

Student Rebellion Day 

December 22nd is Student Rebellion Day. On this date, all students are allowed to rebel against their teachers and principals and change homework due dates.
Be careful, Student Rebellion Day is almost here.