You cant afford to go to college? Well then student loans are the answer! doit! Everything will be fine! It's not like you will have you will wish you were dead because of how badly in debt you are. I'm not a pussy like you and I have the debt to prove it!!!
Tod: why dont you take out a student loan?
Jeff:if i wanted to be fucked in the ass I would by a dildo Tod.
Jeff:if i wanted to be fucked in the ass I would by a dildo Tod.
by Stfuiknowshit January 23, 2019
Get the Student loan mug.(n.)Is an endangered species with an unknown classification (most likely a reptile). There are only a few T-Stud's left on this planet, and they are all males.
You will know if you come in contact with a T-Stud because of its apperence and its distinct smell. It usually wears a white Billabong sweatshirt,has an extremely tan body,has blue eyes, and has an obvious calic on the front of scalp. A T-Stud's scent is an unusual odd odor of grapes, and can be smelled from long distances, such as 150 meters away.
So if u recognize the smell of a T-Stud, or see one, do not come in contact with it! This is an endangered species, and we don't want it to come in contact with any unnecessary things. Another reason you may want to avoid one is because a T-Stud has a 50% chance of carrying rabies. If bitten, seek immediate help.
To avoid a T-Stud, just find an obvious hiding spot outside of his boundries (which i will tell you about later), and you are guarentted safty. If you are not near a boundry line of a T-Stud, just cover yourself with a blanket. If you are covered by a blanket, don't hide to long, or it will find you in about an hour.
A T-Stud reproduces asexualy, and its habitats (boundries) consist of the Everglades, Ramsey New Jersey, and Ecuador.
A T-Stud's hobbies are listenong to Dream On by Aerosmith, playing the game sardines, and hanging out with his cat Dana.
It is illegal to keep a T-Stud as a pet.
A T-Stud's diet consists of cookie dough, breakfast burrito hot pockets,philly cheese steak lean pockets, chef boyardine, and colyflower. His favorite beverage is yahoo and v8.
The transportation for a T-Stud consists of a bike called "the yellow shit" that has no brakes and is only ridden by a T-Stud.
IF YOU HAVE ANYTHING REGARDING THIS ENDANGERED CREATURE, PLEASE CALL A LOCAL SCIENTIFIC RESEARCH CENTER. WE NEED AS MUCH INFORMATION AS WE CAN GET TO CONTINUE OUR QUEST ON FINDING OUT ABOUT THE MYSTICAL CREATUIRE.....T-Stud.
Credit to those who helped define T-Stud: Taylor (creator of this definition), Brendan (founder of a T-Stud), Brian (came up with chef boyardine and yellow shit), Kevin (founder of a T-Stud), Charlie (some fat guy), and of course, Austin (T-Stud).
You will know if you come in contact with a T-Stud because of its apperence and its distinct smell. It usually wears a white Billabong sweatshirt,has an extremely tan body,has blue eyes, and has an obvious calic on the front of scalp. A T-Stud's scent is an unusual odd odor of grapes, and can be smelled from long distances, such as 150 meters away.
So if u recognize the smell of a T-Stud, or see one, do not come in contact with it! This is an endangered species, and we don't want it to come in contact with any unnecessary things. Another reason you may want to avoid one is because a T-Stud has a 50% chance of carrying rabies. If bitten, seek immediate help.
To avoid a T-Stud, just find an obvious hiding spot outside of his boundries (which i will tell you about later), and you are guarentted safty. If you are not near a boundry line of a T-Stud, just cover yourself with a blanket. If you are covered by a blanket, don't hide to long, or it will find you in about an hour.
A T-Stud reproduces asexualy, and its habitats (boundries) consist of the Everglades, Ramsey New Jersey, and Ecuador.
A T-Stud's hobbies are listenong to Dream On by Aerosmith, playing the game sardines, and hanging out with his cat Dana.
It is illegal to keep a T-Stud as a pet.
A T-Stud's diet consists of cookie dough, breakfast burrito hot pockets,philly cheese steak lean pockets, chef boyardine, and colyflower. His favorite beverage is yahoo and v8.
The transportation for a T-Stud consists of a bike called "the yellow shit" that has no brakes and is only ridden by a T-Stud.
IF YOU HAVE ANYTHING REGARDING THIS ENDANGERED CREATURE, PLEASE CALL A LOCAL SCIENTIFIC RESEARCH CENTER. WE NEED AS MUCH INFORMATION AS WE CAN GET TO CONTINUE OUR QUEST ON FINDING OUT ABOUT THE MYSTICAL CREATUIRE.....T-Stud.
Credit to those who helped define T-Stud: Taylor (creator of this definition), Brendan (founder of a T-Stud), Brian (came up with chef boyardine and yellow shit), Kevin (founder of a T-Stud), Charlie (some fat guy), and of course, Austin (T-Stud).
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Side Effects: stress, fatigue, malaise, muscle atrophy, weight gain, nutrional deficiencies, amenorrhea, alcoholism, drug abuse (mostly ADD, ADHD medication), caffeine intoxication, frequent crying, depression, anxiety, insomnia, masochism, suicidal thoughts, insanity, emotional instability, hypochondria, obsessive compulsive disorder, sexual promiscuity, post traumatic stress disorder, mental and or physical abuse of children and significant other, divorce, spiritual distress, ext.
Side Effects: stress, fatigue, malaise, muscle atrophy, weight gain, nutrional deficiencies, amenorrhea, alcoholism, drug abuse (mostly ADD, ADHD medication), caffeine intoxication, frequent crying, depression, anxiety, insomnia, masochism, suicidal thoughts, insanity, emotional instability, hypochondria, obsessive compulsive disorder, sexual promiscuity, post traumatic stress disorder, mental and or physical abuse of children and significant other, divorce, spiritual distress, ext.
Thought bubble: If I ever become a real nurse will it be as painful as being a nursing student? (Glance at RN's sitting on ass while stuffing face.) Nah, this can't last forever.
by LZS September 26, 2010
Get the nursing student mug.A person in high school enrolled in the maximum number of Honors and/or Advanced Placement (AP) classes. Most are concerned about their grades and have hopes of attending a "good" college. Generally, these students understand the art of BSing everything - essays the night before, homework either copied from a friend in the hall or done in the class before its due, etc. - and still maintain great grades. Contrary to popular belief, many Honors students are down-to-earth, procrastinate like its their job, and are involved in school acitivities. Of course, you'll always have those few whose only friends are the AP Calculus textbook and #2 pencil.
Honors Student 1: I need the AP Calculus homework that's due today! I had a soccer game last night till 8 and then didn't feel like doing anything so I fell asleep.
Honors Student 2: No problem, I need AP Chemistry though, I only could finish half of it this morning.
Honors Student 1: Yeah, that's fine.
Honors Student 2: No problem, I need AP Chemistry though, I only could finish half of it this morning.
Honors Student 1: Yeah, that's fine.
by heyheyheyyy August 16, 2009
Get the Honors student mug.One who chooses to add to the breadth of their education by embarking upon a program that may award him/her a master's degree, a Ph.D, or no degree at all. While this decision may, under very particular circumstances, lead to a position as a tenured professor in a university, it will most likely lead to a decade or more of delaying the individual's entry to what most people would call the "real" world. Becoming a graduate student allows one to enter the self-perpetuating institution of academia.
Ex. 1
Typical sign in a physical sciences laboratory: "Do not feed graduate students and other lab animals."
Ex. 2
Grad student: "I'm writing a thesis on the remnants of Victorian culture in modern stereotypes of Transylvania."
Friend: "What are you going to use that for?"
Grad student: "I hope to become an English professor because if I'm lucky, I may one day out-earn high school teachers."
Typical sign in a physical sciences laboratory: "Do not feed graduate students and other lab animals."
Ex. 2
Grad student: "I'm writing a thesis on the remnants of Victorian culture in modern stereotypes of Transylvania."
Friend: "What are you going to use that for?"
Grad student: "I hope to become an English professor because if I'm lucky, I may one day out-earn high school teachers."
by academicbubble January 7, 2012
Get the graduate student mug.When a teacher tries to become 'cool' or level with their students. Usually given to a teacher that has failed at the attempt.
You know that Mr Johnson? He is such a student's pet... He tried winning the class over with these stupid games.
by GibbonGal December 9, 2008
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