Skunty Stumpfucker

As stump fucker of the female persuasion. A woman who is skunty in social nature and physical appearance but prefers the company of the wilderness brought on by fucking stumps. Abuse no stump or man should ever deserve.

also see skunty and stump fucker

Did you see that Skunty Stumpfucker at Wal Mart buying fishing lures? I bet she fucks big stumps! Fucking gnarly!

by nhdude June 29, 2013

strump

To drive at a high rate of speed down a well-known, empty highway. Generally strumping is characterized by the gentle bouncing that occurs as the vehicle passes several sections of uneven pavement in rapid succession.

Yo, I was strumpin' up and down I-95 for like 45 minutes trying to find that scunt's crib.

by DangerMouse83 February 28, 2007

strumpet

whore

that ggirls a strumpet

by Anonymous October 20, 2003

Strumpet

A slutty trumpet.

That damn strumpet screwed everyone in the woodwind section! What a slutty trumpet.

by Stephimee May 20, 2009

strumf

The correct form is smurf.

NO: I strumfed the strumfing strumf in her strumf hole!
YES: I smurfed the smurfing smurf in her smurf hole!

by mihais13 March 29, 2008

stumpf

Fat girl who calls other people fat, talks about all of her friends, and accuses random people of deleting her livejournals and hacking into her Hotmail accounts. She's also very annoying and loud, and like to say "Yo mama." She thinks she's cute, but she's really not.

Friend: I thought you liked cheese.
Stumpf: Yo mama like cheese!
Friend: Shut up Stumpf. No one likes you.
Stumpf: *Gigglegiggle* You're so funny, friend!

by Tyson April 24, 2005

Strumpet

A promiscuous male known more for his political pillow talk than a man of action.

Like all good strumpets he was able to use what was said in the heat of the moment to his political advantage.

by wardswords December 12, 2016