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stroke my loin 

basically tell someone to give you a handjob
hey mary come over here and stroke my loin
stroke my loin by 1965zosoo April 9, 2009

Stroke Mode 

That 10-15 minutes before break, lunch or quitting time at your job.
15 minutes until 5:00, Manny seems to have entered Stroke Mode.
Stroke Mode by Slade666 September 2, 2013

stroke the dog through the letterbox 

stroke the dog through the letterbox
(euph). to slide your hand down the
front of a lady's knickers.
I had to stroke the dog through the letterbox to tide her over.

stroke leg 

the end result of a minor stroke had by Bo, used as an excuse to not have to do minor work around the shop. believe also has resulted in a missing pinky toe.
Andy- "hey Bo, can you take out the trash?

Bo- "I would but my stroke leggggggg"

Andy- "its ok, ill have jerry do it"

Jerry- "what?"

Bo- "what you mean what i stole?"

Bo- "you gonna pay me for doin that? i aint had a raise in 10 years, chooey aint gonna pay me"
stroke leg by big papah August 5, 2009

Stroke My Magnum 

The Action Of Stroking Ones Magnum In A Victorious Fashion, Getting Yer Cock Stroked!, But It Must Be Said In A German Accent.
Whiteboy:Yo' That Shit Was Whack.
Matt: Yeah I Know, But I'll Tell U What's Not... Stroke My Magnum! (In German Accent)

Stroke my Bat 32 

It when your friend vinny is an idiot and he falls for dumb things like this.
Stroke my bat 32 brsuh teeth twice a day.
Stroke my Bat 32 by Roseboy August 9, 2021