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Michigan Strawberry

When you take a butt plug and stick it in the vagina of a girl on her period, give it a quick dip in her butt, then pop it in her mouth like a pacifier.
"You look hungry, babe. You know what's in season this month? A fresh Michigan Strawberry. Pop out the tampon, let's do this right."
by Pop'n Fresh June 19, 2012
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strawfox

strawfox means idiot, but, in particular, it refers to any internet chat moderator with an inflated sense of self worth - probably an asshole who lacks basic social skills
random online chick: "admin deleted me for chatting in a chatroom! Damn, that asshole is such a strawfox!" random online guy: those damn strawfoxes!"
by Miss Ta Ree June 20, 2009
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strawllatio

To use one's mouth and tongue to locate a drinking straw in a glass mimicking the action of oral teasing on a man's meat stick. Usually performed while plastered drunk in a loud dark bar, or for a not so subtle offer of fellatio from one person to the intended recipient.
Ex. 1. Dude check that guy out, he's so drunk he gave his drink strawllatio for a minute before he could even take a drink.

Ex. 2 Guy 1. I think that chick across the bar wants your trouser monster.

Guy 2. Which one, the blond, how do you know?

Guy 1. Fucking yea the blond she's been staring at you for five minutes, giving her drink strawllatio. Go hit that shit dumbass.
by suspect 175 November 14, 2014
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strasburg ohio

Welcome to Strasburg Ohio! The people in this town act like friends even if they hate eachother because the town is so small they only live a couple houses down. The only things to do are ride tractors and do many extreme levels of illegal drugs, and sometimes over dose on over the counter. If you are debating on dating someone from this town, you might as well just move there because wants you go to the burg you never leave.
by Sevcifdel April 6, 2017
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Strawman Of Unusual Size

A strawman argument so ridiculous, it's inconceivable.

Acronym: S.O.U.S.
“Why don’t Republicans want kids to know how to not be racist?”

"A Strawman Of Unusual Size? I don't think they exist"
by FTJM October 20, 2022
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niki.str4wberry

niki.str4wberry is a amazing tiktoker
by stanateezthanxx October 19, 2021
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Worth a straw

Someone who doesn't go through with his or her plans.

A coward or someone who doesn't take risks.
Awulian: I tried to play Tennis with Andy yesterday, but, he told me he came to look around the court for lost money.

Cahill: He is worth a straw, he is worthless, he slept all day while we were on a camping trip last month.
by Agutkeu August 25, 2011
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