Smoothie

A Smoothie is someone with a smooth brain, who is stupid. Koala bears have smooth brains instead of wrinkled brains and are notoriously stupid animals.

"Bugga me m8, looks loik we got ourselves a propa smoothie!"

"This comment section is full of smoothies."

by EDKirk March 14, 2019

Road Smoothie

Received oral pleasure while you are driving down the hihgway

I was getting a good road smoothie while I was driving to Vegas with my escort.

by E-man May 28, 2003

hand smoothie

Giving a hand job with cut up fruit in your hand

Dude she gave me a hand smoothie last night!!

by DZphantom July 2, 2015

Pizza Smoothie

When lesbians are having period sex with a strap on, but the strap on is an Italian sausage.

**If you wrap the sausage in a condom it is a Detroit style pizza smoothie (b/c the "sauce" is on top).

I already earned my red wings... Let's make a pizza smoothie!

by Fartfactory, CEO February 28, 2020

smoothie

A smoothie is a cold, fruit-based blended drink. It is usually composed of a variety of fruits and sometimes yoghurt to thicken the concoction.

"I ordered a strawberry-banana smoothie with a mutlivitamin booster and it was go-od!"

by Rudie April 10, 2006

salmon smoothie

A mixture of menstrual (period) blood and semen. Typically post coital.

She was on top of me and it was like a salmon smoothie down there afterwards

by SheSaidItFirst January 10, 2019

Nuclear Fallout Smoothie

(Can be used as a noun or verb.) To perform a Nuclear Fallout Smoothie, at the end of intercourse one person must release all bodily fluids into the mouth of a recipient. For a male, he would have to cum, burp, vomit, piss, shit, cry, sweat, and bleed into the recipients mouth. For a female, the sperm can be replaced with menstrual fluids.
Note: The Nuclear Fallout Smoothie has never been performed successfully.

(Verb)
Colin: "They say I'm atomic."
Krantz: "Why is that?"
Colin: "Because I Nuclear Fallout Smoothie those bitches."

(Noun)
"Danny, is something the matter? You've hardly touched your Nuclear Fallout Smoothie."

by Colin Davis October 10, 2006