self snitching

Self snitching, the act of posting evidence of a crime that you commited online.

Trayvon was self snitching when he posted pictures of himself with stolen property, on facebook.

by Gothamcityan September 25, 2017

Stenching

Means farting

Dude I've had to poop so bad, I spent the last hour stenching.

by lockenload23 January 4, 2017

stop snitchin

An urban movement designed to scare people from narking or cooperating with police...the stupidest thing ever created....this is what happens when criminals have an idea

Stupid motherfucker from the hood: My daughter just got raped and I know who did it...I should tell the police but I know the rules.....STOP SNITCHIN!

by youmightknowme March 19, 2008

Snatching

Lying, storytelling. Mostly used in Virginia.

Some nigga: Yeaaa i get way more pussy than you my nigga.
Some other nigga: Manneeee this nigga snatching.

by Fmoig@_k.amour December 30, 2020

skitching the wagon

A period of deliberate abstinence from alcohol to assuage concerns that the subject is an alcoholic, only to resume drinking the moment no one is looking. The act of faking sobriety.

Derived from 'skitching' (skate hitching, i.e. grabbing onto a car for momentum while skateboarding or rollerblading) and the 'wagon' metaphor for sobriety (on the wagon, fall off the wagon, etc).

"Happy Humpday, Bill. Skitching the wagon again, I see."
"I haven't had so much as an O'Doul's in days. If these goddamn inspectors aren't out of here by Monday, I'm gonna lose my fuckin' mind."
"Wanna smell my flask? There's nothing in it, but-"
*grab* *SSSSSNNNNNNIF* "Oooohhh..."

by David Davids0n March 3, 2010

Switching to Paper

When one is deprived of an internet connection for an extended period of time and can only enjoy pornography its traditional magazine form

"I just moved and won't have internet for another week. Looks like I'm switching to paper in the meantime."

by Sexy Randal December 19, 2009

Stitchipoo

Stitchipoo is a very adorable stitchrabbit gentlemen. He is so cute when he does his puppy eyes. He is very kind too!! He has the meschivious laugh and always gets away with everything...

He is so funny!!! Yeah, I herd that he was a Stitchipoo.

by Sports_lover_82 June 12, 2022