seapickle

A turd that floats, usually left by careless swimmers.

There were no restrooms at the beach, so I left a seapickle in the surf.

by Farls May 8, 2008

Stapleford

Everyone with this last name is kind, compassionate, romantic, and extremely sexy. The men are so well hung, their wives have to have specially made pants and shoes to compensate for the severe bowleggedness that results from having sex with them. The name itself derives from a huge phalic pole covered with Celtic runes used in ancient times to cross the "Erewash" (ford) or (river) that runs through the town in Nottinghamshire England of the same name, Stapleford, England.

He must be a Stapleford, check out his girlfriend she walks like a cowboy.

by Raven14 February 11, 2010

steacon

An intimate collaboration between two celestial beings, steak, and bacon. To be enjoyed on a sandwich, with eggs, with fries, on your significant other, and in whatever manner you please.

Dude 1 -"Hey Bro, what you eatin?"
Dude 2-"Oh nothing much...just STEACON"

by oleblue March 17, 2010

red stapler

Similar to a rug that really ties the room together, the red swingline stapler is a coveted possession or ideological, which when taken, may cause arson.

"Red stapler"
-Milton

by Ignatius Strangelove December 10, 2007

Stappo

In southern states, a lesbian. In northern states and other parts of the world, a drunk asshole.

Christopher: Look at that stappo, she can't even walk she's so drunk

Willie: Mane she aint no lebeshian

by Rihanyce May 25, 2010

Scott Stapp

The lead singer of rock band Creed. At around 2000-2002, you would find Creed as a generic band. But now back to Stapp. Stapp was known for getting drunk and getting in to trouble a few times. Reckless driving, fighting with the band. But the most well known crime people scarred him for was beating, or trying to beat his wife. Stapp had stumbled in to their mansion, likely drunk. He yelled at his wife, following that, he threw a glass bottle of Orangina at his wifes face. It almost hit her. After this situation, he was labeled a wifebeater and his many fans began to turn away. Stapp's career was falling apart.

"Did you hear Scott Stapp tried to hurt his wife"
"GOOD GRAVY! Why would he do that?"

by The JoshMeister101 July 23, 2009

scott stapp

1.a really bad person,singer,and non-talented being
2.an insult to ones presence

1.-dude,that band tonight blew goats
-yeah,i know,was that lead singer scott stapp?
2.-dude quit being such a fuckin scott stapp....god damnit

by lucas mcrevere June 15, 2004