toke your way to the Stargate

The feeling of getting so high you think any doorway or large circle is a portal to another world

(Dude1) " I don't see how we can go to another planet with this bong"

(Dude2) " No you have to toke your way to the Stargate"

by Big Red$$ April 29, 2011

stargate

the opening of the anus

"he unexpectedly activated my Stargate when he was going down on me"

by i am super amazing December 15, 2008

my engine was started

to get fingered

OMG, my engine was started last night

by blythgyal August 27, 2008

Stargate

1. A number of shitty versions of the exact same show. Representing just how boring a show can get with traits such as horrible acting, nerdy characters, really bad writing and fake shitty looking aliens.

It has been reported that people have used it to torcher there victims, even within seconds of the show starting the victim will have blood running from there eyes. In some casses there has been seizures if watched for long periods of time such as 30 seconds

In some very rare cases people have died instantly,
if u were lucky enough to have survived watching it, You would have turned into a huge nerd.

Stargate can also be used as the word shit and/or crap

Wow look at that Hyundai Excel it sure is a stargate.

Im going to the toilet to do a stargate.

by beauty man January 11, 2011

Stargate

A vagina that has been mercilessly pounded so many times it has become a cavernous opening. Much caution should be used if one should chose to challenge the Stargate. You may miscalculate a thrust and fall in. Should this occur without a proper lifeline (i.e. a load-bearing freighter chain) you will be forever trapped in an alternate dimension. Of course if you were to fall in, this would be the only time the owner of the stargate might possibly be able to feel penetration. No human penis in recorded history has been adequate size to flap the meat curtains on this monster.

dude, you're actually drunk enough to get with that? Here, take this length of steel cord I got from the ski lift operator. you're going to need it to resist the gravitaional pull of that chick's Stargate. remember to fasten it to a sturdy foundation, such as the load-bearing beam of a large building.

by katie the lady September 1, 2010

StarGate

another term for butthole.

Last night she wanted me to probe her stargate

by Jtron3000 June 15, 2007

starnered

To argue in both a non-sensical and childish way, usually starting with incessantly picking at a person until he explodes.
At the end of the argument, nothing is solved and the person who started it (the starnerizer) acts like he doesn't know why the other person is furious. The furious party is dumbfounded at both the starnerizer's feigned ignorance that he even started an argument as well as the starnerizer's endless inability to resolve most any issue that a normal, rational person easily could.

Sadly, starnerizers need serious cognitive therapy but, of course, stubbornly refuse to get it. Even if he would, he would end up starnering the therapist; yes, he could even push a trained mental health professional into a war of meaningless verbal vollies.

My bf starnered me last night. I am so pissed that I think a blood vessel popped in my eye.

by WoodsWhoak March 3, 2010