Stanged

Getting your ass grabbed unsolicited

I was chilling at a party and this guy totally stanged me

Tonight is a great night to stang some girls

by brennan stang November 27, 2020

Star Spangled Banner

When you are having sex with a girl when she has a blue waffle, is on her period, and then you proceed to ejaculate inside of her, thus resulting in the colors red, white, and blue.

Star Spangled Banner- The result of ejaculating in a woman with a blue waffle, while she is on her period.
Tyler: Hey man did you hear about Daniel doing the Star Spangle Banner on Susie?!
Noah: Yeah man that shits gross.

by ggnoretardswagswag December 2, 2014

stanged up

syn. for fucked up, messed up, jacked up

That girl is not cool at all, she is straight stanged up.

by Kenya August 12, 2005

Star Spangled Banner

The national anthem of Christina Agulera, which she cannot sing. Why? She forgot a whole line at THE SUPER BOWL! LOLOL.

I don't know what was worse: Forgetting your own country's national anthem, or Justin Bieber running into a revolving door.

See Star Spangled Banner fail for more

by Bieber Blows March 14, 2011

Scar Spangled Banner

Anthem for a wounded nation.

Imagining the empty stadium, the canceled opening game, he heard the Scar Spangled Banner, sung in a silent voice.

by Monkey's Dad March 25, 2020

Stangle

A good case of STFU.

1: "You need a stangle."
2: "You mean a strangle*?"
1: "No, stangle."
2: "What's that even mean?"
1: "It means to STFU."

by Leoster November 16, 2010

stangle

To express irritation of another person by the use of a ceremonial poker that is scalding hot.

example:
guy one: wanna hang today?
guy two: naw ive gotta go to the doctor. my girlfriend stangled me last night because i left the toilet seat up

by danamanda March 25, 2009