Spatulate

To be beaten Severely by a beaver tail....this originates from the similarity between a beaver tail and a spatula...and must be used at every opportunity

"Your about to get spatulated"

by Panzermensch May 13, 2005

staulters

a fat, ugly, pimple infested douche bag who has no life/any friends. he sucks dick, and loves it in the ass. i suggest not be friending a "staulters" because you wont be able to look at it for more than 5 seconds because he is the ugliest looking "it" on the planet, and makes your eyes bleed.

STAULTERS IS A BASTARD

by zach staulters October 15, 2011

Swagulate

It is to ejaculate with so much swag it it unbelievable

Guy 1: oh man I really want to swagulate tonight

Guy 2: I did it yesterday, it is so much fun

by Someguyinahat July 13, 2016

Shagulate

The action of a bullet hitting a lightsaber, causing it to shatter and coagulate.

Damn son you fucked up that Jedi when the bullet shagulated

by ShadowMew October 11, 2020

Shanulate

the calculation used by ppl who live in miserable conditions

WAIT, I need to Shanulate my 10 cent debt

by Arab Unit January 12, 2004

Spatulate

-Something you do
-To spit up
-To spear
-To spill

Mrs.Espenshade, Billy just spatulated on the floor.

Haha, he just spatulated on your shoe!

by Robert V June 1, 2005

staggalate

1 To show your hard/tough

2 Or try to assert ones authority (usually through threats and/or intimmedation)
Based on the folk hero Stagger Lee, mentioned in many blues songs, who was known for his remorseless shooting of Billy DeLyon over a hat.

So I was chill'n and some punk bitch started talking shit so I had to Staggate.
or
Look at that this punk trying to staggalate.

by C.D. Steele May 11, 2006