3 Women dress up at Squirtle, Wartortle and Blastoise and lay on their backs and get into a circle. With them on their backs, the shells would keep them stuck on their backs. They would then have their hands tied behind their backs and have their legs tied together with a vibrator in between them, being held in place. The 3 women would then try and get onto their fronts, and whoever does so first wins the Squirtle Squirt off!
Sally, Jenny and my girlfriend had a Squirtle Squirt Off yesterday. I was there for 5 hours until Sally finally won.
by Steven Skibidoviç October 03, 2024
When the man slaps his dick on his lady friends vagina and after she squirts and it lands in her eye.
So after she finished squirting on my dick I slapped my dick on her pussy and and some of it landed in her eye. She asked "Did you nut ? " I said nah I just squirtled you
by The_r0ckStar February 22, 2019
When a guy blows his load in another’s nose and they snort it in sand spit it out into his mouth. Everything cums full circle.
He was giving a them a head squirtle
by MADBJ May 25, 2024
Jesse: me and my girl were having such a good time and we ended up squirtling!
Amanda: damn, good shit! I wish my girl would do that for me!
Amanda: damn, good shit! I wish my girl would do that for me!
by Iminschoolandbored April 13, 2022
The Pokémon, Squirtle, playing sweet riffs on a guitar.
Fun fact : If the guitar is painted to look like a pokéball, it is called a Poké-tar(Po-Guitar) Squirtle.
Fun fact : If the guitar is painted to look like a pokéball, it is called a Poké-tar(Po-Guitar) Squirtle.
"Bro, look at that Guitar Squirtle!"
by TheRealGruffalo October 16, 2022
“Hey man I heard you and your girl squirtle in the bathroom last night.” “Nah we were just queezlering!”
by Toughmastermind November 14, 2021