When one offers a hi-five to someone and that person goes to take it, the first person makes a squid-ish shape from their hand, pulls away from the second person and says: "Squid"
by caseychemical. December 21, 2008
Get the Squidmug. 
Ex 1.
Treasure hunter1: so here's the tree, what does the map say now?
Treasure hunter2: okay, squid 20 paces northwest.
Ex. 2.
Glenda: why are you squidding around the house like that? You are so weird.
Scott: I dont know, got bored of walking.
Treasure hunter1: so here's the tree, what does the map say now?
Treasure hunter2: okay, squid 20 paces northwest.
Ex. 2.
Glenda: why are you squidding around the house like that? You are so weird.
Scott: I dont know, got bored of walking.
by Scott Trowbridge July 8, 2006
Get the Squidmug. the term given to a "guido" or other annoying person in a room. If one or more "squids" are in a room the room itself can be considered an aquarium. If this is the case, then you rub two finger together as if feeding fish and say, " WOW, i didn't know it was feeding time at the aquarium".
Hey Caitlin, a thought we were going to a bar, not the aquarium. I don't have any fish food on me... Those guys are total squids.
by Hard Charger May 11, 2009
Get the Squidmug. A prison inmate that as been there for a long period of time but still doesn't know the whole jail system and is completely useless
by number87 December 18, 2012
Get the Squidmug. A male in the Navy who is extremely arrogant, chauvinistic and excessively immature in every possible way. An unparalleled egocentric womanizing fool, dedicated to living his life as a self-righteous and asinine bastard with an obsessive and insatiable need to play COD, have sex and consume copious amounts of alcohol. Often they are attracted to under aged girls and have a disregard for personal morals and anyone who threatens their self-worship.
Scarlett: "So what happened with that guy, Peyton?"
Peyton: "Oh he said he was gunna play COD for a bit then text me."
Scarlett: "I see, when was that?"
Peyton: "IDK. About 3 days ago, maybe 4."
Scarlett: "That blows...I guess."
Peyton: "Not at all, he was fucking some tini bopper from high school, so I think I'm better off."
Scarlett: "Damn, that Squid if fucking disgusting."
Peyton: "For sure."
OR
Brooke: "Hey, ready to hit the bar?"
Nina: "Yeah. I'm stoked. So today when I was picking my sister up from school, there were hella squids creepin in the parking lot."
Brooke: "Grode, they are like walking STI's."
Nina: "Ya I know right, trying to chase down some squid mattresses at the local high school, how typical."
Peyton: "Oh he said he was gunna play COD for a bit then text me."
Scarlett: "I see, when was that?"
Peyton: "IDK. About 3 days ago, maybe 4."
Scarlett: "That blows...I guess."
Peyton: "Not at all, he was fucking some tini bopper from high school, so I think I'm better off."
Scarlett: "Damn, that Squid if fucking disgusting."
Peyton: "For sure."
OR
Brooke: "Hey, ready to hit the bar?"
Nina: "Yeah. I'm stoked. So today when I was picking my sister up from school, there were hella squids creepin in the parking lot."
Brooke: "Grode, they are like walking STI's."
Nina: "Ya I know right, trying to chase down some squid mattresses at the local high school, how typical."
by 115QT February 20, 2011
Get the Squidmug. by Squid March 15, 2005
Get the Squidmug.