Squeener

A thin long penis, the opposite of a chode. Can also be compared to a pencil-dick.

dude i did you here about johns pencil-dick? Yea i heard it was a reel squeener.

by original squeen November 22, 2011

Squeeter

When a class in a high school isn’t as hard as it is supposed to be, it is a squeeter.

“Man, my Physics Honors class is a squeeter.”

by The real Han Solo January 25, 2018

SQUEENY

Squeeny = A skanky skinny bitch.

Get your Squeeny ass over here.

Damn. That Bacon Wrapped Hot Dog was Squeeny. That was aSqueeny p. #SqueenyWeeniez insta @SqueenyWeeniezppp

Eeww. That girl is a Squeeny Bitch!!!

Get your Squeeny ass over here.

Damn. That Bacon Wrapped Hot Dog was Squeeny. That was aSqueeny Weeny. #SqueenyWeeniez insta @SqueenyWeeniez

by Yancy Martin November 28, 2019

Squeet

Like a laugh, but through your anus. Can be a side effect of too much reet, or prolonged exposure to yeeting. A reet can never be a squeet, but a squeet can be a sub-category or pre-currsor to a yeet.

"Bethany Robinson knew it was coming. The silent squeet she had squeeted began to cascade into reets of yeets.

by Ram Ranch Randal January 10, 2020

reet squeet

Adjective

"Reet squeet", or in shorter terms, "squeet",is a politer way to calm someone a retard. However, it is not used to ridicule someone or something with actually mental disabilities. Insert Reet squeet or squeet in a sentence to describe a person who is just a complete nimrod, idiot, etc. It can be used to mock a friend who has done or said something stupid, or it can be used to describe an obsolete or broken object. In all forms, "reet squeet" is always used in a joking manner.

1. John failed the easiest test that everyone else got an "A" on? Dude, what a reet squeet.
2. Tim forgot his address, he's such a squeet.
3. My phone is broken and won't charge anymore. Fucking squeet phone...
4. Yo reet squeet, remember to pick me up before you go to school because you ALWAYS forget.

by Qwertypop1 April 26, 2011

Squeen

1. Curdled breast milk straight out of the breast, a rare phenomenon.
2. A small penis.

"Dude, I sucked on this chicks tit and I got a mouthfull of squeen!"
"He's got a tiny dick. It's a straight up squeen."

by Kentonthew January 23, 2009

squeet

Ryan's combination of the giddy fan expression "squee" and the word sweet. It would refer to something that is both incredibly awesome and inspiring of a fan squeal of enthusiasm.

Squeet! I just got a Ferrari.

by hicsilver October 16, 2008