squat cobbler 

When a man sits in a pie, and wiggles himself around.

There are variations, such as crybaby squat which involves tears, and costume squat, where the man wears a costume of choice. There can be combinations of both, but not all pie sitters cry.

Also known as
Hoboken Squat Cobbler
Full Moon Moonpie
Boston Cream Splat
Simple Simon The Ass Man
Dutch Apple Ass

Tecnically they would be categorized as fetish videos, but nothing illegal. Just a man. A fully clothed man I might add, just all by himself. Just Mr. Wormald...Fully clothed....uh....yeah

Doing what?

Squat Cobbler

squat cobbler by Winchester1214 August 26, 2016

Squatchcock 

Originally derived from "Sasquatch cock" to describe a particularly large phalus, this word has evolved into a general descriptive word to describe anything offensive in smell, sight, or touch.

balls stank nasty

Nina: "Ugh, have you ever smelled Jack?"
Jessica: "Oh my god, yeah. He smells like straight squatchcock. He needs to take a shower"

Squatchcock by Jess and Nina May 15, 2016

Squat King 

A nickname that is a double reference to someone who is both highly adept at the deep squat when working out as well as being a frequent flying king on the toilet-throne.

He’s the absolute and undeniable Squat King, superior in the gym and on the shitter!

Squat King by Dr Bunnygirl October 14, 2019

Squat Queen 

A woman adept at the deepest, most sexually provocative workout squat in the entire gym.

I looked up and glimpsed that glorious Squat Queen and could not dare venture into a standing position for at least five minutes.

Squat Queen by Dr Bunnygirl November 4, 2019

Squattergate

Donald Trump's refusal to concede he lost the 2020 election.

The -gate suffix is used to name scandals, it originated from the Watergate scandal. "Squattergate" implies Trump will refuse to leave and squat in the White House.

Trump: "I WON THIS ELECTION, BY A LOT!"

Everyone else: "Get your meds, Donald." Squattergate continues.

Biden spokesman Andrew Bates: "... The United States government is perfectly capable of escorting trespassers out of the White House."

Squattergate by dUpduPdupDupd November 17, 2020

squat pissing 

When men squat in front of a toilet while standing up to avoid making a lot of noise. This technique can be used if you are in a small house or it's midnight/early morning and everyone's sleeping

Sarah: Wtf?!

Daniel: Oh, sorry didn't mean to wake you up, I was squat pissing so I wouldn't make too much noise

Sarah: Stop pissing on me, I'm your sister!

squat pissing by Alezf March 12, 2021

mystery squat 

When you don’t know if you will shit or fart as you place your ass onto the porcelain throne.

After a certain age, it’s always a mystery squat.

mystery squat by Dr Bunnygirl August 3, 2019