swine flu jigga

What is said when one is explaining to a black person why their school field trip to six flags was canceled.

kid1: DUDE WHAT THE FUCK WHYS THE TRIP CANCELED???????
kid2: swine flu jigga

by lollerskatesomgsauceiloveurmum May 20, 2009

crimping off a length of dirty spine

Verb: to crimp off a length of dirty spine - to defecate.

- Where have you been, Mike?
- I've just been crimping off a length of dirty spine, mate.

by SusieQ October 4, 2005

Spinel

Spinel is a vengeful gem whom was emotionally neglected and abandoned by her former owner, Pink Diamond. They were both joyful playmates who would entertain each other every day, week, and even months with various games and juggling. Pink Diamond got weary, sick of Spinel's clingy personality. So she decided to raise Spinel's hopes by tricking her into standing still 6,000 years. Nefariously tricking her into thinking it's a game, and then abandoned her carelessly without any second thoughts. One day, Spinel received a hologram report. Of the 16 year old Steven Universe, talking about his personal life and his known friends. Having no awareness that Spinel was watching it. It shocked Spinel so horribly as once the broadcast has ended, where it made her stop her frozen stance. It pushed her to the brink of insanity, so she gained a new, more pessimistic form. The one we know with the mascara cheek lines and the unorganized piggy-tails. That was when she wanted revenge.

Steven Universe: "There she is, my new best friend, Spinel.."

Spinel: "It is an pleasure to meet you all." *Polite bow*

by Pissed Intellectual September 18, 2019

swine

probably one of the best words ever...
swine can be used in any situation to degrade another person...
it basically just means theyre lower than scum plaus whatever else you want it to mean...
context plays a big part and so does the way you say it

leave me alone you swine!

look at that fucking swine.

that man is a filthy swineish animal...

you are the swine of all swine

you filthy swinebag!

by yL0p December 12, 2008

SpineShank

An awesome metal band everyone should listen to. A few of their many great songs to hear are "Smothered", "Violent Mood Swings", "New Disease", and "Synthetic". I could go on and on...Jonny, Mike, Rob, and Tommy, you rock!

My SpineShank CD skips now because I have listened to it nonstop.

by metalmistress December 9, 2003

Swine Five

A variation of the "High Five" in which both people send a high five to each other from a distance.

aka: air five.

The term came about during the Swine Flu epidemic, in which contact with others was considered "unsafe" due to bacteriae that would cause the illness.

Student: I got it right Mr. Nagy!
Teacher: Good Job! Swine five!

(both student and teacher will be seen with hands up, facing each other, as if they were about to exchange an actual high five)

by miamiman86 November 6, 2010

Spine Tit

A 'Spine Tit' is the slang definition used when people (usually men) are exaggerating about the small size of a females breasts. They are saying basically that a girls breasts are so small that they invert and protrude out of her back. This is impossible unless a person has a medical growth, mutation or some type of illness (elephantiasis etc.).

'Matt, i was touching up Samantha in science the other day, and i swear when i put my hand up her top, she has nothing there'

'Yea, i told you before you went out with her Ben, there is no point going up there, she had spine tits'

by 7678 April 30, 2009