Spunk McGuire

When one party ejaculates in his hand and disperses the semen in another parties face in a spider man web motion.

John: I was fed up with my roommate so I came on my hand and threw it in his face like spider man shoots his web.

Adam: Oh! So you Spunk McGuired him?

by Jmac1101 December 31, 2021

Flag

Get the Spunk McGuiremug.

spunk shui

Coined by Adam Carolla: The philosophy of setting up a room or area of the house for masturbation with the intent of not getting inadvertenly caught by friends or loved ones.

I practiced spunk shui when I set up my computer to face the door so my girlfriend didn't catch me jacking to internet porn

by frankenspine April 9, 2009

Flag

Get the spunk shuimug.

Spunk Lube

When you ejaculate into your hands and use it as lubricant during sexual activities

“Use the spunk lube”
“Shall we use spunk lube”
“Spunk in me for lube”
“He used spunk lube”

by Women Moment September 17, 2020

Flag

Get the Spunk Lubemug.

She's a Spunk Junkie.

She's got the need for seed.

She loves the Jerk Juice. The Cock Cream. The Tang. The Meat Mix. The Man Milk. The Boy Batter. The Load Launch. The Nut Butter. The Jizz Juice. The Salt Shake. The White Wash.

by PDXJohnny99 August 26, 2013

Flag

Get the Spunk Junkiemug.

Spunk Eye

When during coitus ejaculate comes into contact with the ocular orb and causes a burning red reaction.

"I told you to duck, baby. Now you got spunk eye!"

by PBJLay September 2, 2012

Flag

Get the Spunk Eyemug.

spunk sandwich

This being a sandwich that has been jizzed over and offered an unsuspecting victim. The recipient can be either sex, and someone who the donor secretly dislikes.

I got my revenge against Sandra by offering her a spunk sandwich, which she ate unwittingly. Inside my head, I bubbled with a mixture of pride and guilt, keeping this sordid fact to myself for the time being, yet surely to reveal to her at a later date.

by Clinton Sounds February 1, 2004

Flag