spanger

adj. Meaning "brilliant". Invented when drunk to describe oneself.

"You alright mate?"
"Yer mate I'm spanger."

by Robbie Sutton & Ryan O'Donovan May 13, 2005

spunkers

a crazy trio, who knows no danger, and fails to see the bigger picture. They always have each others' backs and lives in the moment of the day. They always succeed in getting the guy, but never use their powers for evil. Finally they have a personal belief that all things can be forgiven.... with chocolate and a good movie of couse!

This mysterious word sprung up when someone asked who these three chicks from Tenino were. They, in turn, replied, "we are the SPUNKERS."

Not to be mixed up with the spankers or the spank-hers!

Mary, Heather and Krista were considered the spunkers of the school.

The laid back spunkers enjoyed the simple pariers lifestyle, as long as they were friends.

by Krista April 6, 2005

spunker

a giant dong that is also known as the shaft

I splooged out of my spunker

by anonymously anomoymous April 10, 2007

Smunger

Releasing your bowels in the middle of sexual intercourse.

Dude, my girlfriend and I both did a smunger last night.

by Wickedman3000 October 9, 2008

Spongered

To get slapped with something long, hard, and wet

I'm gonna spongered the fuck out of you.

by Spongered March 17, 2020

Sponger

A slur against Jewish people.

I'm so sick of people calling me a sponger just because I'm Jewish

by tommy97 May 13, 2020

Phantom Spunker

A man who shoots his load before you even realise he was excited. Can also be called a phantom, and can be used in conversation as phantom spunked.

'He's such a phantom spunker, whenever he see's a pair of tits he shoots his load'

'He phantom spunked as soon as we got in the taxi'

'One look at the milf next door and he phantom spunked in his pants''

'As soon as i saw that fit bird i did a phantom and had to go to the gents to clean up'

by Debradelish January 15, 2010