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sprung sloth 

a sloth with an erection
Guy 1: Dude, did you see that?
Guy 2: See what?
Guy 1: There was a sprung sloth in that tree back there. His cock was bigger than Jesus.
sprung sloth by SprungSloth January 16, 2009

Sprung Fuck 

Ex. " I'm planning on sprung fucking a random guy/girl at the party tonight to forget about my ex. "

sprung a leak 

cut oneself, 'draw' blood
just one moment, i need a bandaid, -i've just fucking sprung a leak!!

that sheet metal had a barb on it! -now i've sprung a leak!

after the fight with the quigg brothers, john had sprung a leak over his eye!
sprung a leak by michael foolsley December 13, 2010

Sprung Monkey 

An erect man sausage thats so erect, so fast, its as if its a monkey jumping at you from within your pants
Blaze was so happy to walk in on arron taking a dump in the shower that he was totally sprung monkey all over the place!
Sprung Monkey by RYTOE November 6, 2003

sprung a deal 

creating a deal and then announcing them through multiple channels i.e. fan pages, tweets, emails.
The store owner sprung a deal through Facebook and Twitter
sprung a deal by beechnutusa October 19, 2010

sprung bob 

sprung bob has sprung out of his chair and is running to your location
I hate that sprung bob guy he fired me from my job.