strotch

the large frontal orb (stomach) of obese people that extends down to or even past thier crotch.

holy crap dude.. is that a pussy shield or is that a strotch?

by kyllah January 16, 2009

spotch

A rare disease you can only get through hand contact. They are still looking for a cure.

Doctor says I got spotch and they can't cure me right now.

by Liz August 21, 2004

splotchy

When a girl's makeup runs after she's been crying, this is the word to describe all the nasty smearing and raccoon eyes.

(girl crying and wiping her tears)
"Ugh!! My face is all splotchy"

by Scarlet Sparrow September 17, 2008

spotch

The area between your anus and your genitals (Perineum). Gender neutral form of banus.

I've got an itch on my spotch!

by Daniel Somers March 2, 2008

scrotch

(verb) a portmanteau word of the words "scrotum" and "scratch" (or "crotch" and "scratch"); i.e., the act of scratching one's nut sack.

At the end of the day, Jerome like to kick back in front of the tube, crack open a PBR and slip his nut-sack out the side of his tighty-whiteys to do some serious scrotching; he found that that helped alleviate the day's stresses.

by Scrotey-G September 15, 2009

scrotched

Totally fucked up beyond all repair

Dude, that shit is scrotched

by <J> August 26, 2007

Strotch

The female version of the "happy trail", lying directly between the stomach and beloved crotch. In most instances, it is viewed as an area of serenity and complete comfort, for it reminds most males of being wombified.

"Dexter gets to use drugs, not say goodbye to people, and then go lay in his hot sponsor's strotch all night. Maybe WE should do that!"--James David Sickels III

by lorddominus23 August 8, 2010