speaning

To finger your partners anus while wearing pink rubber gloves and whistling the theme tune to jaws.

"Spent the afternoon speaning the other day. Shit was hot"

by Rimbo6 January 6, 2014

Prawning

To Prawn:

Like Feltching (to suck cum out of your partners arsehole or vagina) but with a Straw.

Jenny said, "Do you want to Feltch tonight?"
Ben replied, "Nah, I dont fancy gettin a wet face, do you fancy Prawning instead?"

by Beag January 25, 2008

Posh-Splaining

Posh-Splaining is when a middle class or liberal class person talks about the poor or working class, usually believing they have some insight or knowledge, which always turns out to based upon effete assumptions based on self delusion. Their attitude and ideas are normally utterly aloof and condescending,but they are usually not intelligent enough to even realise this.

Posh-Splaining :- Those poor people are not very educated or intelligent and don't have a sociology degree like me, so don't understand their own lives as much as I do. They need me to think and talk for them.

by Lillburne March 14, 2017

spracking

Wasting time, the result of being easily distracted due to the use of methamphetaines (meth); fiddling around with or obsessing over insignificant, unimportant details for hours during, after or as a result of long-term or sustained meth use.

Jane did a fat line and sat down at the computer to learn the definition of the word "sprack" but after spracking around with her printer settings for two hours, still didn't know what "sprack" meant.

by jacksprack September 22, 2016

Strawing

Basically, you use ninja-like tactics to put a straw on someones person (pocket, hood, bag, etc.) The object is to do this without being caught. You get a point if the straw remains for three or more seconds. More points may be added depending on how badass it is.

Walking through a public place with ninja strawers (those who straw, or participate in strawing). Ninja strawers place straw in the hood of a person walking in front of them. Could also be placed in bags/purses, pockets, pants, etc.

by spicemuffin April 25, 2012

Spawning

Kinky fish sex. When a female fish squirts out a few million eggs, and the male coming along after her gets horny, and sprays the eggs with cum.

When Nemo's daddy saw that sexy clown fish spawning out eggs, he got so horny that cum came out and he didn't even realize it!

by Reverend J. Izzy Commodde October 18, 2010

Skunk Spraying The Dog

This is when your "dog" (Boner, Hard-on) gets sprayed by a "Skunk" (Gay man) you have cum shot all over your dick. This is a popular finishng move for two gay men having intercourse

A great example of this is when gay man number 1 = Terry is having anal intercourse with gay man number 2 = Sean, before Terry errupts in Seans butt region, Terry pulls out and flips Sean over to ejaculate his Semen all over Seans Penis

by Adam May April 13, 2004