Spoondangle

Having to spoon feed or dangle otherwise obvious suggestions to a rather dim witted coworker, friend or spouse.

I had to spoondangle the idea of fighter jets to Jason for our Air Force poster.

by Vermy December 15, 2007

Spoongun

When someone says something, or adds something to an already funny situation with the intent of making it funnier, but it kills it.

Totally.

Guy one: "...then he said 'where's the chicken?!'" Guy two: "hahahahahah" Guy three: "ahha yeah, then he ate some noodles!" ... "Dude...spoongun..."

by Hevesker August 22, 2010

Spoonap

A nap with another person that involves spooning.

My girlfriend and I were tired, so we took a spoonap. It was nice.

by holabp March 7, 2011

Spoontanious Squad

A spoontanious squad is a group of people who are better than all the rest. It is 7 badass bitches who tend to be a little on the weird side. They know how to hang with the best of them especially on GAME NIGHT. bitches got swag

Oh my god did you see the Spoontanious squad today they looked fresh to death

by Shashyy June 5, 2011

spoonbait

A naked or lightly clothed person lying alone in a bed, rolled in a ball.

Someone perfect for spooning.

My cousin stayed over at the weekend, and can I tell you, she is such spoonbait.

by SpoonMeDaddy October 19, 2017

spoonwalking

When at least two people get into a standing spooning position and walk around holding this position. Also referred to as the lover's hold and walk.

Is that Monica and Nate spoonwalking again? They really need to hold hands instead.

by HG to C November 16, 2018

Spoonacoon

When a white girl ( wog socket) spoons with a Black man. Or a white man spoons up with a black girl...

Billy was curled up with his wog socket the other day like, she was well white in it, could hardly see her under his afro, spooned round him, the spoonacoon!

by 2229Starfish January 21, 2019