Spoongun

When someone says something, or adds something to an already funny situation with the intent of making it funnier, but it kills it.

Totally.

Guy one: "...then he said 'where's the chicken?!'" Guy two: "hahahahahah" Guy three: "ahha yeah, then he ate some noodles!" ... "Dude...spoongun..."

by Hevesker August 22, 2010

Spoonguard

A device that protects our world from the fiendish evil also known as the Spoon. It kind of looks like a bungee cord with little hooks on the ends.

"Little Davey Pants was exposed to spoons for over a minute! Now he looks like this!
BUY

Sppooooooooooooooooonnnnnnnnnnnnnnn
Guuuuuuuaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrdddddd!"

by Skelldar May 6, 2004

spoonguard

A device that protects humans from the horrible illnesses caused by spoons.

Blorb

by AC\DC September 13, 2003

Spoonguard

heres an abbreviated comment form the source of the page containing Spoonguard:

SPOON MENACE SPOON MENACE SPOON MENACE SPOON MENACE SPOON MENACE SPOON MENACE SPOON MENACE SPOON MENACE SPOON MENACE SPOON MENACE SPOON MENACE THIS KITTEN WAS EXPOSED TO SPOONS! PROTECT YOURSELF WITH SPOOOOOOOOOOON GUAAAAAAAAAAARD! SPOOOOOOOOOOON GUAAAAAAAAAAARD! SPOOOOOOOOOOON GUAAAAAAAAAAARD! THIS IS LITTLE KIRSTY CHEESE SHE WAS EXPOSED TO SPOONS FOR ONLY 30 SECONDS AND NOW SHE LOOKS LIKE THIS! BUY!!!!! BUY!!!!! BUY!!!!! BUY!!!!! SPOOOOOOOOOOON GUAAAAAAAAAAARD! SPOOOOOOOOOOON GUAAAAAAAAAAARD! SPOOOOOOOOOOON GUAAAAAAAAAAARD! LITTLE DAVEY PANTS WAS EXPOSED TO SPOONS FOR OVER A MINUTE!!!! BUY!!!!! BUY!!!!! BUY!!!!! BUY!!!!! BUY!!!!! BUY!!!!! BUY!!!!! BUY!!!!! BUY!!!!! BUY!!!!! BUY!!!!! SPOOOOOOOOOOON GUAAAAAAAAAAARD! SPOOOOOOOOOOON GUAAAAAAAAAAARD! La La La La La La, La La La La La La SPOOOOOOOOOOON GUAAAAAAAAAAARD! SPOOOOOOOOOOON GUAAAAAAAAAAARD! SPOOOOOOOOOOON GUAAAAAAAAAAARD! SPOOOOOOOOOOON GUAAAAAAAAAAARD! For Happy Kittens! Joel Veitch rathergood.com

this kitten was exposed to spoons! BUY!SPOOOOOOOOOOON GUAAAAAAAAAAARD!

by zoobob December 15, 2004

spoonguard

a long bungie rope type thing that you hook to your cutlery draws to stop evil spoon from infecting you!!!!

this kitten was exposed to spoons - protect yourself with..... SPOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON GUAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARD

by Jamie - the great July 19, 2004

Spoonguard

A very very ugly person, one who looks like those featured in the Spoonguard video.

Man, that guy is a spoonguard!

by Kirsty (Kirshizzle) January 20, 2009

Spoonging

When you shove a sex toy up your arse and it gets stuck

I am spoonging help me

by Yourfavouritedefinitions May 21, 2020