market spoiler

One who outperforms his/her peers in any situation, in essence, making everyone else look bad. He/she can be the twat in class who always submits a thesis when asked to write a 2-page essay, or the person who turns up to a pot luck party with lobster bisque and crème brûlée while you bring a platter of Jell-o.

Also known as market spoiler

Man #1: My wife and I just came back from a romatic getaway to Paris, where I bought her the most over-priced piece of bag she could find. When we got back to the hotel, we made sweet love all night long with her on top, after which I gave her a 4-hour back and foot massage.

Man #2: Why do you have to be such a market spoiler?

by harriette potter December 16, 2008

CamelBak Spoiled

the condition contracted when one has only used CamelBak waterbottles, which consist of a straw that must be bitten to recieve liquid, for an extended period of time and is then forced to use a conventional water bottle, which must be tipped. Said person then looks like an idiot during the moments of confusion trying to figure out how to tip the water bottle to recieve more liquid. The result is a spastic type of dance done with the water bottle tipped at an awkward angle.

Sabrina: "Yo, whats up with Sky over there?"

Hannah: "Oh, she forgot her CamelBak water bottle."

Sabrina: "ah. She's CamelBak Spoiled."

by jazzycat08 November 6, 2011

Stupid Spoiled Whore Video Playset

A new toy endorsed by Paris Hilton. Made famous by South Park; It comes with a viseo camera, night vision filter, play money, loseable cell phone, and 16 hits of extasy.

Girl 1: I'm pretending to talk on my cell phone while my boyfriend waits for more sex.

Girl 2: You're a stupid spoiled whore!

Girl 1: I love my Stupid Spoiled Whore Video Playset!

by gofuckurselfkthxbai February 18, 2009

spoilerific

Containing a high quantity of spoilers of a given story from a game/movie/anime/etc.

This review explains the plot of the entire movie, including the big twist at the end. It's spoilerific.

by MrWizard0022 October 24, 2007

ol' skool

Grey-haired man, whom may or may not be federated, and is knowing of much too much. He holds wisdom in ways that manipulates others to call him only by "ol' skool". For the people unlike him know no other name to this enigma of a man, and they wouldn't dare ask, because prying could be the end of their very lives. This man is powerful, undoubtingly so.

Ol' Skool was what they called the man, whom shant be named any other.

by fishyfeds February 7, 2012

spoiled

Someone who gets upset when they don't get what they want caused by people who excessively cater to their needs and desires

Kevin is so spoiled that he'll break things to get attention.

by Gerard Irick February 22, 2009

Spoiled Brat

A person, normally a child who was raised by his/her guardians in a way that the spoiled person gets almost anything he/she wants.

Jamie: Mommy! I want a Buzztoy.
Mommy: But I just bought you a toy!
Jamie: I want a Buzztoy.
Mommy: I already told you, I just...
Jamie: *cries*
Mommy: All right! Fine! Just stop crying
Jamie: *stops crying*

by Ross August 6, 2003