Sphoogie Button

An item for small business owners. It alerts you when black people enter your store so you can keep an eye on them.

Cletus: "Uh oh Samuel, the sphoogie button done went off"
Samuel: "Alright Cletus, keep your eyes out for 'em."

See Sal and Richard prank calls to the Tradio show from the Howard Stern show.

by No. 2 Ticonderoga June 18, 2009

Spooge Whore

Female that has a thurst for male ejaculate. Likes eating or taking male ejaculate.

Janet can't get enough cum... she's such a "spooge whore"!

by Randeyeman July 12, 2010

Spoolie

Is the positive, feel good word, being the exact opposite of the word "F***." When you feel just incredible about another person, thing, or event. When something is "spoolie" you feel unlike anything else in the world about it!

"I just met this girl and think she is spoolie!"
"I am so excited to go on this trip, it's going to be spoolie!"
"Oh yes, this pizza is very spoolie."
"Spoolieeeeeeeee!"

by ProLbter July 27, 2019

spooge plant

Unknown plant that smells of spooge when cut. Primarily found in Toccoa, Georgia and the surrounding areas.

Oh look, they just cut that field... Ughh, and it must have been a spooge plant crop!

by DuT July 31, 2004

spoogemop

Any cloth, towel, article of clothing etc. that can be used quickly to clean up any spilled fluid such as semen from one's body.

When I heard my Mom coming up the stairs while I was ejaculating, I had to use my sock as a spoogemop.

by ogeebud January 11, 2009

Spooge Nozzle

Noun - meaning the male genitalia. Or any part of the male body that dispenses ejaculate. See also: Penis and Scrotum.

1. Descriptive use - That hooker punched me right in the Spooge Nozzle!

2. In jest - Dude, quit acting like such a Slooge Nozzle.

3. In anger - Shut up Spooge Nozzle!

4. Plural - PETA is full of a bunch of Spooge Nozzles.

by JG, MR, CB, and C Money July 13, 2010

spooge noodle

when you bust a massive nut on a girls face running from the top of her forehead, over the nose, and across the lips, as if you flung a spaghetti noodle at her from across the room . may also lie diagonal across the whole of the face .

guy: wow girl i just emptied my balls on your face .

Girl: (wiping face) yeah you really flung that spooge noodle.

by riddler256 August 6, 2011