Affirmative Action, my ass! I'm calling my local chapter of SPONGE. I'm sick to death of Section 8, welfare, food stamps, free lunch, Title I, and the United Negro College Fund. It's high time whitey got some bennies.
by Turkey Trot January 29, 2011
Male masturbatory practice.
A spong laden with baby-oil/lotion is placed on a toilet seat; the erection is then place upon said sponge. A second similar sponge is then place atop the erection, and the toilet lid is then pressed down upon the whole caboodle. Thrusting can then commence, applying harder down-pressure as climax approaches.
A spong laden with baby-oil/lotion is placed on a toilet seat; the erection is then place upon said sponge. A second similar sponge is then place atop the erection, and the toilet lid is then pressed down upon the whole caboodle. Thrusting can then commence, applying harder down-pressure as climax approaches.
by Skirtlifter January 10, 2005
by Chad O. May 20, 2005
Spong is a surfing term referring to conditions where the surf is really good and breaking really nicely. A combination of both sporty and strong. Often used as a complimentary reference to a difficult or fearless manoeuvre or simply as an acknowledgement of status.
"Check it out there, it's spong man!"
or
"That is one spong stick"
or
"Check her man, that is a spong rack she's bustin'"
or
"That is one spong stick"
or
"Check her man, that is a spong rack she's bustin'"
by bluetube August 12, 2009
Spong is a term of endearment, usually used to describe something so magnificent, that words often fail to reflect its true beauty.
by Kelvster October 15, 2006
the act of dipping your testicles into a bucket or pool of water long enough for them to enlarge three times in size. You then take your enlarged, spongy balls and press them against the eye sockets of a friend while he/she sleeps.
by BigSponger December 22, 2010
A feeling of endless mediocraty and disappointment experienced intensely by Solpsists whilst wishing the world was a bit more nang.
by Juzzers June 01, 2006