spitefunding

Spitefunding is a way to monetize the hate of others . It’s a method of obtaining objects you don’t need through the donations of social media followers. If somebody on twitter pisses you off , you can ask your followers to submit donations in order to obtain objects as a result of that persons attempt to shame you. The method was invented by failed author, media personality and troll, Michael Malice , under the advice of Libertarian Comic and skank , Dave Smith

That Vox reporter lied about me in that article!! In honor of that lying reporter , I will be Spitefunding donations to acquire a first edition copy of “ The art of the deal” signed by President Donald Trump .

by B.M. Rivera October 5, 2019

spitbull

Slang for a person who has a tendency to become irate and foam at the mouth during a hyper-verbal rant.

The customer was a particularly rabid spitbull whom I felt was going for my jugular!

by Dr Bunnygirl June 29, 2021

Spitemowing

SPITEMOWING /spʌɪtˈməʊɪŋ / noun
When your neighbours are assholes and let their kids scream in the garden until 1am whilst they get pissed. So you wake up extra early to mow the lawn then leave the mower running under their bedroom window whilst you go about doing other things.

you wake up extra early to mow the lawn then leave the mower running under their bedroom window whilst you go about doing other things. Knowing they're suffering from gigantic hangovers. Spitemowing

by Jaymz1976 April 16, 2023

farmer spit

When one closes off a nostril (usually with their index finger or thumb) and uses the extra exhalation force in the opposite nostril to rocket a harden mucus projectile out of said nostril. Aka snot rocket.

When Bobby Joe was plowing the field he done got his nose all plugged up with dirt. But when he finished with the backhoe I'll be damned if he didn't farmer spit a boulder out of his nose!

by Yup12 November 6, 2013

spite fence

When a homeowner constructs an extra tall fence on the section of his property that borders a neighbor's land that he hates. Can be made to obstruct a view, such as in a mountain range.

Garunteed to piss off the offending neighbor.

Dude 1: My neighbor wont tie up his damn dog. It keeps shitting on my lawn. I'm building a spite fence!

Dude 2: Damn good idea! That'll piss him off!

by Macgyverman1123 January 8, 2014

spit out

To spit smt out basically means kinda "to say smt, that you hide inside, out loud"

-Yo, Suga, I gotta tell you smt...
-What's that?
-I can't find suitable words...
-Just spit it out, dope! Spit out!
-I've lost your drugs...

by Gorodskaya May 22, 2015

spite store

When a place of business angers you, so you open a competing store out of spite.

Mocha Joe's cafe served me cold coffee, so I'm opening a spite store right next door called Latte Larry's.

by jn1234 March 2, 2020