splonch

A splonch is defined as an action when one throws any sort of soggy item, be it a sandwich or a sock, at someone as a means of attack.

''Yeah, I met Cody outside yesterday, splonched him. It was the funniest shit ever.''

by Francarl July 2, 2022

slorch

slut whore bitch.

slorch

by ahahahhahahahahdjhfuchshai October 25, 2022

slorch

slut whore bitch

you fucking home wrecker ur a slorch.

by ahahahhahahahahdjhfuchshai October 25, 2022

splotch

what she likes on her back

i want you to splotch on my back babygorl

by tingu May 5, 2023

splornched

a tier above zonched.

This shit got me splornched.

by robbyp June 12, 2023

Splorsh

When a woman is masturbating and as she's about to finish but farts, queefs, squirts, and cums all at once.

Girl 1: I hate Splorshing, it's so annoying
Girl 2: Ik right, my bf witnessed it once and broke up with me

by Hdndbsydhdn November 17, 2023

splonch

when you cum so much it fills the room

i'm splonching~!!!!!!

by vextoria August 2, 2024