sploosh

Synonymous to shwing coined by Wayne's World, sploosh is an onomatopoeia representing sexual release (male or female), and is therefore a symbol of arousal and attraction to another person.

Can also be coupled with a hand being extending from one's pelvic region, to physically represent said release.

Chick 1: Oh wow did you just see that guy's 6 pack?? He's so hot. Sploosh!
Chick 2: Oh yea for sure! Sploosh.

by dom_ski September 23, 2011

splooze

1. (verb)to consume alcohol, particularly to get drunk. also (adj.)sploozed(drunk). (noun) sploozer( someone sick from drinking)

Tonight we're goin' out to splooze.
Last night I was sooo sploozed.
Billy threw up last night he's such a sploozer.

by Jon Simard September 15, 2005

shoe splooge

the act of cumming into an un suspecting persons shoe before they put it on and theyll receve a gross but funny suprise

dude i got all the guys to shoe splooge jims shoe before he goes to get us more beer.

by jurasickjack November 27, 2009

Smurf Splooge

When someone uses so much blue dish washing liquid that it appears as if a smurf jizzed all over their dishes.

We keep running low on Dawn because she smurf splooged the entire sink

by Stevil2014 September 7, 2014

frog splooge

At what point in your life did you wish to look this up
the art of 2+2=5
u r mum

ur mum is a frog splooge
ur dad is dead

by sam thomas charles fries June 3, 2021

Poor man's sploof

When one exhales smoke into another fellow's rectum in order to disguise the odor. Much like a regular sploof but for the small cost of nothing.

Example:
'Smoking in the school bathroom'

Robert - OH SHIT, the principal is coming, quickly put your lips around my asshole and perform the poor man's sploof!
'Jonny exhales the dank smoke into the anal cavity of Robert'
Jonny - Thanks Robert, you saved us both. Also, no homo tho.
Robert - Yeah that was close, no homo hehe..

by Rövslafsaren May 31, 2021

Splooging

Causing a mass eruption of bodily fluids, mostly out of the penis.

Why are you splooging all over me!?

by NelliyJuice November 5, 2011