Sploosh-burger

A regularly-cooked burger that is dunked in a bowl of water.

Person 1: Hey, man! I just came up with a cool idea for a new burger that you dunk in water, I call it the Sploosh-burger!

Person 2: Ew, bro that sounds like it’d be horrible.

Person 1: Alright then.

Person 3: I’m going to go sit in the corner and write a Haiku

by Douglass Freshness January 8, 2023

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maple syrup moose sploosh

The most important part of Canadian sex.

Person 1: Hey man, did you and Kelly do it last night?
Person 2: Yeah man, and she's from Canada so she asked me go maple syrup moose sploosh style.

Person 1: OH wow I bet that was sticky.
Person 2: You know I got that Canadian rizz tho dawg

by ajb123 May 4, 2024

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amuse sploosh

A short yet satisfying sexual encounter that usually leaves you wanting more. It can be considered both a good or bad experience dependent on the situation.

"How was last night's hook up?"
"It was a good amuse sploosh, but next time I hope it lasts more than 3 minutes"

"I haven't gotten laid in months, I need at least an amuse sploosh"

by Sploosh bot May 18, 2018

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