A person who plays the WiiU game Splatoon on a regular basis and definitely has an addiction to the game. Unlike normal players, splooners tend to yell angrily at the at the TV screen and Gamepad when loosing a battle, even when it is only turf wars. These people will not hesitate to blame a loss on the fact that there was a Japanese player on his/her team, and therefor they are considered racist. Splooners are highly disrespectful to low level and low rank players, and only care about themselves or their squad. Please aviod them whenever necessary, and please do not become one.
"It's bad enough that our team lost, but it's even worse that the splooner on the opposing team is rubbing it in."
by greensand777 September 27, 2015
Get the splooner mug.The thing you turn into when you think its a good idea to take a mouthful of your drink while at your friends house and they make you laugh- making you spit your salivated drink all over their kitchen floor and pool table
Parrott: *takes drink*
Chez: *says something funny*
Parrott: *spits drink everywhere*
Chez: oh my God, youre such a sploot
Chez: *says something funny*
Parrott: *spits drink everywhere*
Chez: oh my God, youre such a sploot
by Random_pasta November 5, 2020
Get the Sploot mug.I was sitting on the bus when i felt a rush of liquid falling out of my rectem, this is when i realized i splooted all over myself.
by Swimming with fetus April 12, 2006
Get the sploot mug.Sploot is the descriptive word explaining what happens when you press down with your finger on a marble, or squeeze soap between two hands forcing it to shoot out.
Splooting was coined in the 50's in Bristol by international set and stage designer Rodney Ford
Splooting was coined in the 50's in Bristol by international set and stage designer Rodney Ford
"The chicken splooted out the egg with ease"
"The soap bar skidded across the floor after splooting from my hands"
"The soap bar skidded across the floor after splooting from my hands"
by Liam April 10, 2007
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Examples of things you can sploot include: Toothpaste, your partners milk, and the little pieces of popcorn that get stuck in between your teeth.
Examples of things you can sploot include: Toothpaste, your partners milk, and the little pieces of popcorn that get stuck in between your teeth.
by SplootForAll April 13, 2017
Get the Sploot mug.Describes the action of a masseuse "accidentally" touching your genitals while giving you a massage.
by Just north May 10, 2018
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