Salmoning

When you take your hand and wave it back and forth like a fish tale between a girls boobs.

This girl had an amazing rack and great cleavage so I walked up to her and started salmoning her with my hand. She said I salmoned her like a gentleman.

by OneShot July 25, 2012

Spooning

A form of affection between a couple. Where the man lays front to back with the girl. They fit together like spoons.

Adam and Tay were spooning all night!

by simpley July 16, 2017

Splodging

A sexual fetish involving foodstuffs such as custard or baked beans.

You want beans? You doing some splodging tonight with the wife?

by weaselbeef June 17, 2011

rusty spooning

When you spoon with a REALLY old person

"During my time camping, I WAS rusty spooning my grandma"

by The original rusty spoon February 4, 2016

Salmoning

Walking against a lot of people headed in the opposite direction.

I ended up salmoning through the schoolkids at to get to my next class.

by Theo D-S October 1, 2007

69 spooning

To spoon with heads at opposing ends.

"I really like having my boyfriends nasty feet against the back of my head as we are 69 spooning while sleeping (or having sex)."

by Hannawana April 23, 2007

Spooning

A horizontal hug where the friends/lovers lie back to chest, and fit into each others nooks. Like little spoons in a drawer.

My boy lies behind me and proceeds to wrap his arms around me, as I lie in front feeling fully content.

by Mel September 30, 2003