by Dalenater March 12, 2010
Get the Splondom mug.To ejaculate with some force on your partner but at close range as to make the smacking sound as the cum hits her.
by Val Paraiso May 6, 2006
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the act of cumming into an un suspecting persons shoe before they put it on and theyll receve a gross but funny suprise
by jurasickjack November 27, 2009
Get the shoe splooge mug.When someone uses so much blue dish washing liquid that it appears as if a smurf jizzed all over their dishes.
by Stevil2014 September 7, 2014
Get the Smurf Splooge mug.by sam thomas charles fries June 3, 2021
Get the frog splooge mug.When one exhales smoke into another fellow's rectum in order to disguise the odor. Much like a regular sploof but for the small cost of nothing.
Example:
'Smoking in the school bathroom'
Robert - OH SHIT, the principal is coming, quickly put your lips around my asshole and perform the poor man's sploof!
'Jonny exhales the dank smoke into the anal cavity of Robert'
Jonny - Thanks Robert, you saved us both. Also, no homo tho.
Robert - Yeah that was close, no homo hehe..
'Smoking in the school bathroom'
Robert - OH SHIT, the principal is coming, quickly put your lips around my asshole and perform the poor man's sploof!
'Jonny exhales the dank smoke into the anal cavity of Robert'
Jonny - Thanks Robert, you saved us both. Also, no homo tho.
Robert - Yeah that was close, no homo hehe..
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