SPLONG•KURZ
noun
1.
a lifestyle consisting of superior enlightenment, or a higher state of consciousness
2.
miscellaneous supplies
adjective
1.
incapacitated
noun
1.
a lifestyle consisting of superior enlightenment, or a higher state of consciousness
2.
miscellaneous supplies
adjective
1.
incapacitated
noun
1.
"They don't understand. They all ignorant and jealous of Splonkers."
2.
"I got Splonkers."
adjective
1.
"I got so Splonkers."
1.
"They don't understand. They all ignorant and jealous of Splonkers."
2.
"I got Splonkers."
adjective
1.
"I got so Splonkers."
by Pakkedahps July 31, 2017
Get the splonkers mug.to have splinters up your arse, usually as a result of fence-sitting.
Often used in relation to someone who is bisexual.
Often used in relation to someone who is bisexual.
Jim: Rory's been spreading rumours bout you
Ben: You serious?
Jim: Yeah mate, he's been saying you got splinters up your arse.
Ben: Me? I'd rather be emo, wait, they're the same thing!
Ben: You serious?
Jim: Yeah mate, he's been saying you got splinters up your arse.
Ben: Me? I'd rather be emo, wait, they're the same thing!
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Tits that split. Similar to banana tits, a pair of breasts with a large gap in between them, usually features nipples that protrude in opposite directions.
(Amanda flashes Greg)
You're flashing me again, Amanda? They're not even that great; they're splitters...
You're flashing me again, Amanda? They're not even that great; they're splitters...
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Get the sprouters mug.A "Sporter" is a quicker way of saying a "Sports Player". The way I made this word was that one day, I was at soccer and we had to a dumb mindful crap. Well, we had to make words (dumb, I know, it was a soccer practice) and all I could think of was "sporters". Now our whole soccer team uses that word
Are your children sporters?
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