splonkers

SPLONG•KURZ

noun

1.
a lifestyle consisting of superior enlightenment, or a higher state of consciousness

2.
miscellaneous supplies

adjective

1.
incapacitated

noun

1.
"They don't understand. They all ignorant and jealous of Splonkers."

2.
"I got Splonkers."

adjective

1.
"I got so Splonkers."

by Pakkedahps July 31, 2017

splinters up your arse

to have splinters up your arse, usually as a result of fence-sitting.
Often used in relation to someone who is bisexual.

Jim: Rory's been spreading rumours bout you
Ben: You serious?
Jim: Yeah mate, he's been saying you got splinters up your arse.
Ben: Me? I'd rather be emo, wait, they're the same thing!

by Lukus McTaggert April 11, 2008

Splitters

Tits that split. Similar to banana tits, a pair of breasts with a large gap in between them, usually features nipples that protrude in opposite directions.

(Amanda flashes Greg)

You're flashing me again, Amanda? They're not even that great; they're splitters...

by Rizznitz June 2, 2018

Sploiter

One who finds out/create glitches and bugs as an Advantage against other players

Theres a sploiter ruining the game

by MrRektStudios September 19, 2018

sprouters

Sprouters is a person who makes tik tok videos mostly out of a game called Genshin impact 😓

Sprouters is very epic

by Madouko March 15, 2021

Sporters

A "Sporter" is a quicker way of saying a "Sports Player". The way I made this word was that one day, I was at soccer and we had to a dumb mindful crap. Well, we had to make words (dumb, I know, it was a soccer practice) and all I could think of was "sporters". Now our whole soccer team uses that word

Are your children sporters?

by Waffle Noodle March 17, 2021

Slaters

Off-hand for see you later

"I'm off to pub! Slaters!"

by Spencer C Smith October 4, 2022