by anonymous April 28, 2022
Get the Sklitch mug.Noun and Verb: The sound that shit makes when it hits the sidewalk or pavement. Also used to cite a sports, social, or professional failure.
(1) The US soccer team "splatched" on Thursday at the World Cup match against Ghana; (2) If you don't wear a smart suit to your job interview, you'll probably "splatch".
by Daniel Nordic July 30, 2008
Get the splatch mug.A next generation hybrid combination of a slut(everyday whore) and a bitch,(you know the ones that dont let you watch football on sundays and harass you with constant nagging)fe-male.
She looked like a nice girl, but after a late nite of
random insults and a great blowjob, I realized she was a total slitch.
random insults and a great blowjob, I realized she was a total slitch.
by Savory Gusto January 24, 2008
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Get the slitch mug.The small piece of toilet paper that gets prematurely ripped off when one is trying to obtain toilet paper from the roll in an attempt to wipe one's ass - typically caused by a consumer who purchases cheap or subpar paper products.
I hate taking a shit at work because all I can grab from the toilet paper dispenser is one "sclitch" after another; it takes me forever to wipe!
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