by Lelegirll March 15, 2009
Get the Jizz & Split mug.1. (N) A very unfortunate event in which a simple trip to the restroom turns into a calamity of extreme proportions. The split trip occurs when a man is at the urinal enjoying an exhilarating piss and unexpectedly a mud butt blast escapes, possibly resulting in soiled underpants. To be safe, one is often required to shuffle gingerly into the nearest stall to perform a visual inspection, and/or the finger test. This extra trip to the stall constitutes the split trip.
2. (V) The act of split tripping oneself.
2. (V) The act of split tripping oneself.
1. Devin only had a few minutes between meetings so he quickly went to the restroom to take a leak. Unfortunately, a catastrophe ensued and the simple trip turned into a split trip. Devin had shatted upon himself on accident.
2. Poor Phammy... He was pushing so hard at the urinal he not only ruptured a blood vessel in his eyeball, he also split tripped in his favorite bikin briefs.
2. Poor Phammy... He was pushing so hard at the urinal he not only ruptured a blood vessel in his eyeball, he also split tripped in his favorite bikin briefs.
by S. Bruno October 30, 2008
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1) The phrase used to express injury in general
2) Something you say when you're really fucking angry
3) When you're skateboarding, riding a horse, or simply fucking too hard and you rip the seam between your testicles and your asshole
4) An alternate term for fucking
2) Something you say when you're really fucking angry
3) When you're skateboarding, riding a horse, or simply fucking too hard and you rip the seam between your testicles and your asshole
4) An alternate term for fucking
1) Jesus: What the fuck did you do to your knee?
Noah: I split my gooch man!
2) "That really splits my gooch!"
3) "Dude, I nailed the 50-50 off that rail, but I came down on my board and split my gooch."
4) Jebediah: There's a lot of gooch to split in this club tonight.
Moses: Isn't that why we came to the gay club?
Noah: I split my gooch man!
2) "That really splits my gooch!"
3) "Dude, I nailed the 50-50 off that rail, but I came down on my board and split my gooch."
4) Jebediah: There's a lot of gooch to split in this club tonight.
Moses: Isn't that why we came to the gay club?
by goochsplitter123 June 17, 2015
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You gotta get ya ding-dong wet in the royal fuckin split
You gotta get ya ding-dong wet in the royal fuckin split
by Meat beef October 19, 2020
Get the royal split mug.At the height of a party with a bunch of friends, all of the sudden one of your friends gets so wasted, he/she feels uncomfortable (for some reason or another), and leaves unannounced through the back door.
by SocalRico January 23, 2013
Get the Trip N Split mug.Cut a knife in two, shove one end in your peehole and the other in your anus, fucking wildly back and forth.
So Jon was into some weird stuff, dude decided to perform a knife to split and needed Sarah's friend, Katie to join them. Katie willingly accepted as she was a bit of a urethraholic, but we'll get into that another time. He decided to go handle first on both sides, producing the knife blade ends' for his ladies. He got into a back and forth humping motion slaughtering Katie while she tried to suck his dick, turning it into a wildly bloody and gratuitous event. Sarah, on the other end, handled it like a fucking champ and went ass to ass with Jon until climaxing at a G-spot orgasm for several hours. She wiped her booty and rubbed the dirtied cloth on Jon's face asking, "Is that all you got for me, babe?"
by PGVaginamort November 23, 2016
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