shize

The american way to spell the german word "Scheisse" which means "shit", "crap", "poo", and so on...

"Friss meine Scheisse!" (means: "Eat my crap!")

by Hammes September 2, 2004

Smize

To smize is smiling with your eyes.

Tyra Banks taught the models how to smize on America's Next Top MOdel.

by toxicgrl0613 November 14, 2009

Sizeable funbags

A pair of large breasts

Hey look at her sizeable funbags ...

I wouldnt mind a viewing those sizeable funbags

breasticles boob mammaries

by sazzysuzie June 5, 2009

spice bag

The right of passage food for any dublin person.

Delicious shredded deep-fried chicken, thick cut chips, green and red peppers, and onions. Seasoned with salt, pepper and spices. Served in a bag (may include fried rice) the ultimate hangover food.

Jo: Aw mate, I am pure dying for a spice bag

Nick: Me too bro. I’d proper mill one

by Hwodisfit October 26, 2017

Dry Spice

The act of sneaking up on someone, pulling down your pants, and spreading your butt cheeks. Once you are in position get the persons attention and then defecate once they look in your direction.

The act of defecating in front of an unsuspecting person.

A poop prank.

The camping trip was going great until Mike dry spiced on the camp fire. We had to move to a different camp site because nothing smells worse than burning shit.

by The Spice master June 7, 2013

Strawman Of Unusual Size

A strawman argument so ridiculous, it's inconceivable.

Acronym: S.O.U.S.

“Why don’t Republicans want kids to know how to not be racist?”

"A Strawman Of Unusual Size? I don't think they exist"

by FTJM October 20, 2022

spice weasel

1) A rodent from outer space used in Neptuian cooking to add flavour to a dish. When the tail and head are pulled apart rapidly this creature exumes spice out of it's nose. (As seen in Futurama)

2. (Inuendo) an expression used to describe an attractive woman.

She deserves a blast of the spice weasel.
*rapidly pull clenched hands away from each other in vertical motion*
BAM!

by JKRK13 May 3, 2005