To invite someone to an event with the main purpose of getting back at someone else who you are feeling spiteful towards, rather than because you actually want them there.
Example A:
Kevin: Do you want to be my date for Kitty's wedding?
Scotty: Oh, how appealing, a spite invite?
-- Brothers & Sisters, after Kevin finds out his boyfriend hasn't called him or left him any messages.
Example B: Your sibling pisses you off, so you go and invite their biggest enemy to your family party just to annoy your sibling. That would be a spite invite.
Kevin: Do you want to be my date for Kitty's wedding?
Scotty: Oh, how appealing, a spite invite?
-- Brothers & Sisters, after Kevin finds out his boyfriend hasn't called him or left him any messages.
Example B: Your sibling pisses you off, so you go and invite their biggest enemy to your family party just to annoy your sibling. That would be a spite invite.
by Sayle September 25, 2008
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"Hey man, if the world was going to fall apart where would you want to be?"
"Switzerland, without a doubt. I'd use the bank vaults to horde artifacts and books that we could use to rebuild the planet, and then sell it to people when the time is right."
"Whoa"
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"Hey, wanna go skiing this weekend?"
"Man, I can't afford to go skiing, I'm broke from trying to hit on rich Genevoise girls."
"Switzerland, without a doubt. I'd use the bank vaults to horde artifacts and books that we could use to rebuild the planet, and then sell it to people when the time is right."
"Whoa"
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"Hey, wanna go skiing this weekend?"
"Man, I can't afford to go skiing, I'm broke from trying to hit on rich Genevoise girls."
by otto von sauhund December 9, 2010
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A word used to describe someone that is acting crazy, likely due to the effects of strong, Russian alcohol. Can also be used in a general context as a positive description of a friend, place or situation.
Did you see Jack last night? He was absolutely spetzed!
The establishment was crazy last night, really spetzed.
The establishment was crazy last night, really spetzed.
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Get the spitzerized mug.Inviting a person to an event when you absolutely do NOT want them to attend - but you have to invite them for political/social reasons, to avoid drama.
I had to spitevite Tina to my party so Fifi and Lulu wouldn't be upset. They don't want her to feel left out even though Tina is a heinous condescending bitch.
by FallenAngel81 November 15, 2011
Get the Spitevite mug.Spritzee is the perfume pokemon. It is one of the newer fairy type pokemon and resembles a small bird. Some people dislike its evolution because they were hoping it would look like the Plague Doctor. Nevertheless, Spritzee is a great pokemon and can pack a punch on dragon pokemon who otherwise cannot hurt it with its dragon type attacks.
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That high priced Call girl didn’t have a cum rag so had to clean up with a spitz rag. I only had one sock on when I went back to work.
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