Pull this one out after your wife, gf, or sloot won't give it up. Wait until your girl is sound asleep, then get ready to bring out your inner marvel. Run to to a local Walmart and buy a spider man mask, then go back home. Start cranking it to some bbw pornog and bust a nut into your hand. Yeah its gross, but we all got a little viking blood in us. Put on your mask and meet your sweetie at her bedside. Yell "Mary Jane" as loud as you can until she looks up at you. Throw your spider web load in her face and run out the door. Be sure to have your index, pinky, and thumb out while your doing, just like your friendly neighbor Spiderman
My girl was pissed and wasn't given it up last night, so I gave her The Spiderman and now I have a restraining order
by dontsmellmyfinger January 2, 2019
The Spiderman is a relatively unknown sexual move. A guy will ejaculate into his hand, then sling his semen at a target with his pinkie and pointer finger extended, a la' Spiderman's signature hand motion. If one happens to "sling his web" at a person, it is entirely appropriate to scream "YOU KILLED MY UNCLE, BITCH!"
Jarred walked in on me masturbating last week, so I chased him down and did the Spiderman right on his back.
by Lars Bierfeisse April 19, 2008
by oswald the ninja July 21, 2004
The act of cumming into one's hand (usually before climaxing during a blowjob) and flinging the seminal discharge into the face of the female (or male) who was blowing you.
by The King of Bean Town September 2, 2006
The common misspelling of "Spider-Man".
Since this was mentioned in an episode of "Seinfeld" (where Jerry says "Spiderman" sounds like a Jewishname), it may have helped spread the misspelling.
NOTE: the hyphen "-" was put into the title/name to help distinguish "Spider-Man" from "Superman" on the comic book covers.
Since this was mentioned in an episode of "Seinfeld" (where Jerry says "Spiderman" sounds like a Jewishname), it may have helped spread the misspelling.
NOTE: the hyphen "-" was put into the title/name to help distinguish "Spider-Man" from "Superman" on the comic book covers.
I was reading the a review of the latest Spider-Man comic and the idiot editor spelled it "Spiderman". Pfft.
by Spider-Bat April 21, 2009
spidermanning is when you're banging a bitch from behind- you quietly blow your load in your hand, -spit on her back so that she thinks you finished, than call her name so that she turns around, and you hurl your jism into her suprised face like spiderman shoots his web. The spidermanning is even more complete if you sing the spiderman song as you are doing so.
spidermanning is the latest sexual craze, clearly designed to humiliate and suprise the victim with a hadfull of flung jism.
by Artie Quivers June 12, 2010
While having sex doggy-style,just prior to ejaculation pull out and let it into your hand, then spit on her back wait for her to turn around and throw the cum into her face like a web shot from spiderman
by bellis1384 September 20, 2007