sketchopotamus

1) A "sketchy" (creepy/shady) person who watches from a distance but scarcely moves, similar to how a hippopotamus peers out of the water with only it's eyes but remains still.

2) A not-so-subtle way of alluding to someone's sketchiness.

1) Jim- Anyone else notice the guy over there peering over his menu?

Sally- Yeah.

George - Yeah man, he's been doing that for like an hour. What a f***ing sketchopotamus.

2) Billy- I'm not so sure I trust that Frank guy you've been hanging around with, Lisa.

Lisa- What do you mean? He's a total sweetheart. Just yesterday, I ran into him at the supermarket and then AGAIN at the dry cleaner.

Billy- Let me just put it this way: if Frank had a favorite animal, it would be a sketchopotamus.

by SirBeefcake August 10, 2010

Sketching out

Having a bad trip from a drug, normally hallucinogenic such as LSD or Cannabis

I took a hit from the bong, five minutes later I was sketching out hardcore.

by Shardz12345 July 21, 2010

Sketch off

To be present in a group of friends or acquaintances, and suddenly disappear from said group, never to be seen again that night.

"Dude, I was talking to you last night, and then you completely disappeared."

"Ah, sorry man, I sketch off at the worst times. I'm going to the doctor next week to see if I have sketcholepsy"

by Maxer64 November 27, 2007

Sketchout

(skeck-owt)
-noun
1. A moment is in which someone is totally weirded out by either life or the sketchy behavior of another person.

2. A slight panic attack-like reaction to too much sketchiness.

Gina's sketchout occured on account of seeing her ex's (who didn't want to be in a relationship) facebook relationship status changed to in a relationship one day after their breakup.

by Mikey27 January 9, 2010

Sketchin Out

to disappear/leave without giving a real reason. The person using it can use "sketchin out" to cover up what they are actually doing. the crowd the phrase is used on, cannot ask any further questions of what they are leaving to do.

Where did steve go?
I don't know he said he was "sketchin out"
Oh.

by SketchyLion May 25, 2011

sketchball

a.) The noun form of sketchy.
b.) Someone who participates in activities that you wouldn't want the majority of people to know about because people will think you're creepy, and avoid you.

Normal behavior of a sketchball include:
Hitting on girls outside of preppy suburban bars.
Sitting by themselves at night on their sidekick/blackberry
"Accidently" sleeping with people
Lurking people like crazy on facebook/myspace/AIM.

Man, Wesley is such a sketchball, he was lurking that girls myspace at the show, while SHE was at the show, somehow he ended up "accidently" sleeping with her, after he hit on her friend last night.

by ChristineOhhh June 15, 2007

sketcholepsy

A chronic disease in which the sufferer often will uncontrollably sketch off. A debilitating stigma follows the sufferer, and they often have trouble keeping friends and getting laid.

John, a long time sufferer of sketcholepsy, has been with a woman only twice. However, both experiences ended in violent sketch offs, in which he disappeared in less than 3 seconds.

His best guess as to what a female breast feels like is a bag of sand, thanks for his favorite movie - The 40 Year Old Virgin.

by Maxer64 November 27, 2007